I only own three forks.
I can never have a dinner party.
What did I just say about TJ Maxx? I think people don't believe me. I would never buy kitchen supplies for full price.
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bon bon - Nov 14, 2006 9:11:42 am PST #134 of 10007
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Jesse - Nov 14, 2006 9:12:00 am PST #135 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Pour the cream in the mug first, and then pour the coffee in the mug. Presto! No spoon required.
But I'm saying I already needed the spoon to make the coffee in the first place.
Tom Scola - Nov 14, 2006 9:12:22 am PST #136 of 10007
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There was the time when I had a group of Buffistas visiting, and I had to ask megan walker to bring a corkscrew with her along with a bottle of wine.
tommyrot - Nov 14, 2006 9:12:26 am PST #137 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Pour the cream in the mug first, and then pour the coffee in the mug. Presto! No spoon required.
That technique is inadequate for dissolving the sugar.
Sue - Nov 14, 2006 9:14:40 am PST #138 of 10007
hip deep in pie
I've had dinner parties where I had to borrow cutlery and plates. The last time I had more than two poeple over, I went to the dollar store and bought some dishes.
kat perez - Nov 14, 2006 9:14:45 am PST #139 of 10007
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I only own three forks.
I can never have a dinner party.
Finger food extravaganza!
Daisy Jane - Nov 14, 2006 9:15:36 am PST #140 of 10007
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
What did I just say about TJ Maxx?
See the problem with that is, I can get a whole wardrobe there for $150, and then I get back to the housewares and think "Oh maybe next time."
Nutty - Nov 14, 2006 9:16:20 am PST #141 of 10007
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I would never buy kitchen supplies for full price.
I got 4 plates at Target once, on sale. They are enormous and purple and match nothing else in the whole kitchen, but, beats doing dishes twice a day.
juliana - Nov 14, 2006 9:18:56 am PST #142 of 10007
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
That technique is inadequate for dissolving the sugar.
The solution is not to defile the heavenly bean juice by putting sugar in it.
Steph L. - Nov 14, 2006 9:19:09 am PST #143 of 10007
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Pour the cream in the mug first, and then pour the coffee in the mug. Presto! No spoon required.
But I'm saying I already needed the spoon to make the coffee in the first place.
Oh, I wasn't challenging you specifically, Jesse -- just the people with unspecified coffee--mug--spoon needs.