You were loooming pretty well when you were standing on a table at the F2F. Over the whole room, as I recall.
We die horribly and painfully, you go to hell and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus.
Gunn ,'Not Fade Away'
Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
-t - Jan 05, 2007 12:34:50 pm PST #9223 of 10004
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Atropa - Jan 05, 2007 12:34:51 pm PST #9224 of 10004
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
It's hard to exude evil with the words "frilly" and "velvety" in your tagline. IJS.
Nuh-uh! It's protective coloration, so no one will suspect me.
None of you are buying this, are you? Dammit.
§ ita § - Jan 05, 2007 12:35:44 pm PST #9225 of 10004
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Yeah, the whole nose bipping thing--NSM with the eviltude.
Steph L. - Jan 05, 2007 12:35:49 pm PST #9226 of 10004
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
there's a Balrog in my goolie!
Heh. I told you it was an infection! Of course, you already knew that yourself, but still.
And by the way, Hec, thanks for the phone call.
Bummer, Tep. That's advice, not sympathy.
::snerkity::
And, uh, no.
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jan 05, 2007 12:36:02 pm PST #9227 of 10004
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
Everybody's less evil than your bunny. Surely, you're more evil than Fay, though. Plei...Plei...Plei writes RPS with tubby policitians. All evil is more stealthy than that.
Oh no, Fay is VERRA evil. She just hides it behind that seductively charming British school-marm demeanor.
DavidS - Jan 05, 2007 12:37:16 pm PST #9228 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Surely, you're more evil than Fay, though.
Fay's got a dark side. Not as dark as Ple's because when you put a black hole next to Ple it looks like navy blue. Of course, Ple also has a very tender side too. Very emo. She has a surprising well of love for characters who have a decenct, blunt cheery goodness.
Aims - Jan 05, 2007 12:37:19 pm PST #9229 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.
None of you are buying this, are you? Dammit.
Lemme put it this way.
I would never want to piss you off. You have pointy sharp things and poison rings. I'm sure if someone gave you a reason, you would hack them to death with a bat-shaped candy dish.
But evil? Well, evil uses the pointy sharp things and poison rings just for the laugh of it.
Atropa - Jan 05, 2007 12:37:43 pm PST #9230 of 10004
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Yeah, the whole nose bipping thing--NSM with the eviltude.
Hmmph. I could be evil. Really.
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jan 05, 2007 12:39:03 pm PST #9231 of 10004
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
there's a Balrog in my goolie!
Regarding the LotR comments that followed this, I feel you need a sticker made up like one of those used by the various home-security companied that proudly proclaims "Goolies Guarded by Gandalf".
Or, if you want the classy - "Goolies Guarded by Sir Ian McClellan."
DavidS - Jan 05, 2007 12:39:52 pm PST #9232 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Goolies Guarded by Sir Ian McClellan
I hardly think goolies are a point of interest for him.