I gave her everything... jewels, beautiful dresses -- with beautiful girls in them.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Jan 05, 2007 12:37:19 pm PST #9229 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

None of you are buying this, are you? Dammit.

Lemme put it this way.

I would never want to piss you off. You have pointy sharp things and poison rings. I'm sure if someone gave you a reason, you would hack them to death with a bat-shaped candy dish.

But evil? Well, evil uses the pointy sharp things and poison rings just for the laugh of it.


Atropa - Jan 05, 2007 12:37:43 pm PST #9230 of 10004
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Yeah, the whole nose bipping thing--NSM with the eviltude.

Hmmph. I could be evil. Really.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jan 05, 2007 12:39:03 pm PST #9231 of 10004
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

there's a Balrog in my goolie!

Regarding the LotR comments that followed this, I feel you need a sticker made up like one of those used by the various home-security companied that proudly proclaims "Goolies Guarded by Gandalf".

Or, if you want the classy - "Goolies Guarded by Sir Ian McClellan."


DavidS - Jan 05, 2007 12:39:52 pm PST #9232 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Goolies Guarded by Sir Ian McClellan

I hardly think goolies are a point of interest for him.


Aims - Jan 05, 2007 12:39:54 pm PST #9233 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Gandalf might guard a goolie.

Sir Ian McKellan? NSM.

t high-fives Hec


P.M. Marc - Jan 05, 2007 12:40:23 pm PST #9234 of 10004
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Everybody's less evil than your bunny. Surely, you're more evil than Fay, though. Plei...Plei...Plei writes RPS with tubby policitians. All evil is more stealthy than that.

I've also slashed Fay with Faith.

And, err. Well, fine, I'm blunt-force evil, but still! Mostly more evil than Jilli.

And Fay, well. She's evil with a sweet face and a soft bless, but don't let the cuddletastic blonde part fool you! Evil!


Aims - Jan 05, 2007 12:41:18 pm PST #9235 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'm Evil!! Comes from being an Empress.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jan 05, 2007 12:41:36 pm PST #9236 of 10004
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

I hardly think goolies are a point of interest for him.

Which is why he'd be the perfect guard. No danger of him straying from his sworn duty.

Aims, Jilli would use poison. She knows far too much about poison. Trust me, I know.


Astarte - Jan 05, 2007 12:41:48 pm PST #9237 of 10004
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

"Goolies Guarded by Sir Ian McClellan."

Or, alternately, by Sir Ian McKellen.

Adorable, but still needing spell-check.


NoiseDesign - Jan 05, 2007 12:42:34 pm PST #9238 of 10004
Our wings are not tired

I never knew my great-grandparents, and by the time I was 4 or 5 I only had one living grandparent. I know we have a few three generation pictures, and I'm sure there's a four generation one with my niece and my grandmother on the ends of it somewhere, but I was probably away at college at the time so I'm not part of any of those. We're back down to three generations now, and my niece had best not be adding a fourth any time soon.