I drank just enough wine to be slightly sad that our new wine glasses do not fit in the old wine glass rack , so DH will have to fix...

He can re-build it; he has the technology?

Oh, Laura and ND, both those situations suck. I went to the movies today,b ut had to do dinner with the fam, which was slightly less pleasant than yesterday's weird goodness. My sister even baited my father just as we were leaving, so that we got to hear his crazy views on global warming (not real, and even if it is, the Democrats are stupid for whatever htey want to do about it)

Also, I was told I have to come back tomorrow so that he can "have a talk" with me. Um. I think I will not manage that, becuase I have no idea what the hell he wants to talk about, but it sounds like a lecture, and he can do that over the phone.

But now we're back at my sister's and all is well.

Now it is time to listen to everyone complaining about things. My family must celebrate a weird version of Festivus without the aluminum pole.

It may not be aluminum, but there is a pole. There is at LEAST one.

Laura's kids are not too old to be spanked. It may take a cadre of us to do it, but we can. Oh yes we can.

Personally I'm willing to bite the bullet and spend Christmas day with them if I can then kidnap ND away elsewhere.

Any way you could become a black person first? Then we're talking big fun.

Still so sick. Head feels like a heavy rock. I have slept most of the day.

Merry Christmas to thems that celebrate and healthy hugs to the rest. Gifts were opened and oooh & ahhhhhed over in record time this morning. I believe we had all hits and no misses this year.

DH bought me a necklace (he has been forbidden from buying me jewelry as the last few pieces have been disasters.) He took K-Bug for her approval and they found me a winner. It is a white gold and diamond palm tree pendant from a Hawaiian jeweler. I love it.

Sorry for sick, but YAY on pretty necklace, Suzi!

Any way you could become a black person first? Then we're talking big fun.

I think to make it really fun, I should be black and male.

And possibly Jewish...though I think Catholic would offend them even more now that I think of it.

I think to make it really fun, I should be black and male.

I would pay to watch this.

Oh, and there was a theme to my other gifts. A slightly disturbing theme. I got a set of shot glasses, a set of cordial glasses, a couple of big bottles of booze and a bunch of minis (in my stocking).

And possibly Jewish...though I think Catholic would offend them even more now that I think of it.

Perfect!

I am now a black, Catholic male.

Even better if you still wear the school girl uniform.

I am now a black, Catholic male.

Meara could help you with most of that.