Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in the room with her, if I was larger and had grenades.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


SuziQ - Dec 25, 2006 7:23:39 pm PST #7268 of 10004
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I think to make it really fun, I should be black and male.

I would pay to watch this.

Oh, and there was a theme to my other gifts. A slightly disturbing theme. I got a set of shot glasses, a set of cordial glasses, a couple of big bottles of booze and a bunch of minis (in my stocking).


Pix - Dec 25, 2006 7:24:35 pm PST #7269 of 10004
The status is NOT quo.

And possibly Jewish...though I think Catholic would offend them even more now that I think of it.

Perfect!

I am now a black, Catholic male.


NoiseDesign - Dec 25, 2006 7:25:54 pm PST #7270 of 10004
Our wings are not tired

Even better if you still wear the school girl uniform.


Trudy Booth - Dec 25, 2006 7:26:22 pm PST #7271 of 10004
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I am now a black, Catholic male.

Meara could help you with most of that.


Vortex - Dec 25, 2006 7:30:57 pm PST #7272 of 10004
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Had a good Christmas. Mom was a little annoying in the beginning, as she had not wrapped half of her gifts, and was busy playing with my niece instead of handling business. Got lots of good books, not too much random stuff this year, thankfully. Too really good presents, the Tivo network adapter and the Le Creuset 6 piece Classic Set Very excited.

Laura, I'm sorry that your family were asshats.

Any way you could become a black person first? Then we're talking big fun.

I was totally going to volunteer to go with ND next year.

I am now a black, Catholic male.

Jewish or Muslim would be even better, IMHO.


Trudy Booth - Dec 25, 2006 7:31:13 pm PST #7273 of 10004
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Cass votes a Muslim.

Say, just for the sake of my racist epithet education, does "working like a nigger" indicate working really hard or working not at all? It really could go either way.


Pix - Dec 25, 2006 7:32:50 pm PST #7274 of 10004
The status is NOT quo.

Jewish or Muslim would be even better, IMHO.
No, his dad likes "the Jews." When he found out I worked at a Jewish high school last year, he regaled me with tales of his rabbi friends.

Catholics are much worse than even Muslims to fundamentalists, generally speaking. All those "voodoo rituals" and "witchcraft."

t eyes rolling out of head

Whatever.


NoiseDesign - Dec 25, 2006 7:36:03 pm PST #7275 of 10004
Our wings are not tired

I was totally going to volunteer to go with ND next year.

I'll take both of you, even better.


Pix - Dec 25, 2006 7:37:05 pm PST #7276 of 10004
The status is NOT quo.

I'll take both of you, even better.

Who gets to be the black, Catholic male? Or do we divide those up?


Vortex - Dec 25, 2006 7:38:57 pm PST #7277 of 10004
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Well, I'm already black, so it would be fun for me to be male.