Now it is time to listen to everyone complaining about things. My family must celebrate a weird version of Festivus without the aluminum pole.
It may not be aluminum, but there is a pole. There is at LEAST one.
Laura's kids are not too old to be spanked. It may take a cadre of us to
do
it, but we can. Oh yes we can.
Personally I'm willing to bite the bullet and spend Christmas day with them if I can then kidnap ND away elsewhere.
Any way you could become a black person first? Then we're talking big fun.
Still so sick. Head feels like a heavy rock. I have slept most of the day.
Merry Christmas to thems that celebrate and healthy hugs to the rest. Gifts were opened and oooh & ahhhhhed over in record time this morning. I believe we had all hits and no misses this year.
DH bought me a necklace (he has been forbidden from buying me jewelry as the last few pieces have been disasters.) He took K-Bug for her approval and they found me a winner. It is a white gold and diamond palm tree pendant from a Hawaiian jeweler. I love it.
Sorry for sick, but YAY on pretty necklace, Suzi!
Any way you could become a black person first? Then we're talking big fun.
I think to make it
really
fun, I should be black and male.
And possibly Jewish...though I think Catholic would offend them even more now that I think of it.
I think to make it really fun, I should be black and male.
I would pay to watch this.
Oh, and there was a theme to my other gifts. A slightly disturbing theme. I got a set of shot glasses, a set of cordial glasses, a couple of big bottles of booze and a bunch of minis (in my stocking).
And possibly Jewish...though I think Catholic would offend them even more now that I think of it.
Perfect!
I am now a black, Catholic male.
Even better if you still wear the school girl uniform.
I am now a black, Catholic male.
Meara could help you with most of that.
Had a good Christmas. Mom was a little annoying in the beginning, as she had not wrapped half of her gifts, and was busy playing with my niece instead of handling business. Got lots of good books, not too much random stuff this year, thankfully. Too really good presents, the Tivo network adapter and the Le Creuset 6 piece Classic Set Very excited.
Laura, I'm sorry that your family were asshats.
Any way you could become a black person first? Then we're talking big fun.
I was totally going to volunteer to go with ND next year.
I am now a black, Catholic male.
Jewish or Muslim would be even better, IMHO.
Cass votes a Muslim.
Say, just for the sake of my racist epithet education, does "working like a nigger" indicate working really hard or working not at all? It really could go either way.
