Monty: Whaddya mean she ain't my wife? Mal: She ain't your wife... cause she's married to me.

'Trash'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Atropa - Dec 20, 2006 10:56:10 am PST #6654 of 10004
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Of course, oh Empress!


Sean K - Dec 20, 2006 10:59:59 am PST #6655 of 10004
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Nowhere in our marriage vows did it say "I will provide you with snacky food while you are shooting people in the head."
That's not covered by one of the other vows? Because a vow is not explicitly stated, it's explicitly excluded?? Does marriage comes with no perqs at all any more???


Atropa - Dec 20, 2006 11:01:37 am PST #6656 of 10004
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Does marriage comes with no perqs at all any more???

It does, it does. Just not the perk of catering video game fests.


Connie Neil - Dec 20, 2006 11:05:54 am PST #6657 of 10004
brillig

Just not the perk of catering video game fests

Or catering hits. "But before we send you to sleep with the fishes, Guido, please to enjoy some of my wife's special canapes. They've got the little capers on them, just like you always want them."


erikaj - Dec 20, 2006 11:12:35 am PST #6658 of 10004
Always Anti-fascist!

Oh, and cannoli, of course. You can't have a whacking without those!


Fred Pete - Dec 20, 2006 11:15:26 am PST #6659 of 10004
Ann, that's a ferret.

There's always what my gaming group did when I was in college. Everybody kicked in a buck or two, then one or two volunteers would walk to the grocery store 3 (short) blocks away to buy various junk foods.

I always volunteered so I could make sure there were M&Ms.


brenda m - Dec 20, 2006 11:20:21 am PST #6660 of 10004
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

It's the gays, Sean. They ruined marriage because nobody can tell anymore who's supposed to be shooting people and who's supposed to be in the kitchen making the snacky food.


meara - Dec 20, 2006 11:25:59 am PST #6661 of 10004

Brenda's right. You can blame me, a gay. I can handle it. Like a man. Because I am teh gay.

Also, in need of a nap.


Connie Neil - Dec 20, 2006 11:26:38 am PST #6662 of 10004
brillig

snerk, brenda


Trudy Booth - Dec 20, 2006 11:27:24 am PST #6663 of 10004
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Also, in need of a nap.

Or whatever it is her people call a nap.