I'll give you a dollar if you email back "red".
Yes. Lucky for you, people may be in danger.
Buffy ,'Him'
Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Lee - Dec 15, 2006 3:03:08 pm PST #5827 of 10004
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
JZ - Dec 15, 2006 3:12:11 pm PST #5828 of 10004
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Damn my reflexive politeness! I totally could've used that dollar.
She also wanted to know if she could get married in it in a New Year's ceremony. Pfah. As long as she gives me money for it, I don't care if she wears it on her head singing "Auld Lang Syne."
Sean K - Dec 15, 2006 3:16:19 pm PST #5829 of 10004
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
She probably wants to know that, if she buys it, will she get it by the 31st. And the answer is, of course, "Sure, you can pay extra to have it shipped overnight."
JZ - Dec 15, 2006 3:20:20 pm PST #5830 of 10004
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
She probably wants to know that, if she buys it, will she get it by the 31st.
No, weirdly, it sounds like she genuinely wants advice about whether or not she should. Which, obviously, yes. And she should pay extra, for express shipping and good luck.
Sean K - Dec 15, 2006 3:22:23 pm PST #5831 of 10004
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Well, she's having a difficult time telling what color the blue dress is, so clearly she needs all the help she can get.
NoiseDesign - Dec 15, 2006 3:24:13 pm PST #5832 of 10004
Our wings are not tired
Tell her you can include an eye exam with that.
Speaking of which, just got my eyes checked, and I can pick up new glasses in a little bit. They dialated my pupils. Gah, everything has halos around it.
tommyrot - Dec 15, 2006 4:39:48 pm PST #5833 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Having my pupils dilated is the story of my life.
I got tired of driving, so I am now in a hotel in Oshkosh. Everyone else arrives at my parents' tomorrow anyway, so now I will too.
Hil R. - Dec 15, 2006 5:08:46 pm PST #5834 of 10004
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I really need new glasses and contacts. I'm still trying to sort through insurance stuff to figure out whether I should go to the eye doctor in NJ or find a new one in DC. But right now, I'm squinting at TiVo listings, which probably isn't good. (And my sister starts lecturing me about wrinkles whenever she notices me squinting.)
Hil R. - Dec 15, 2006 5:11:38 pm PST #5835 of 10004
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Oh, and I forgot to buy Chanukah candles. So my first night of Chanukah has thus far consisted of eating ravioli, cleaning my kitchen, and watching Return of the King. (Or, the end of it, anyway. I started about an hour in, and I don't remember enough of what came before to totally follow the plot anymore.)
sumi - Dec 15, 2006 5:18:21 pm PST #5836 of 10004
Art Crawl!!!
Oh, that's right - TNT is showing RotK this weekend. I'd forgotten.
We had our office potluck yesterday and there was a TON of food. I figured we'd have plenty left over to have for lunch today but amazing amounts of stuff was gone. Like all the very delicious cookies that Housing and Dining sent over and all the chips and crackers. But there was still some left over KFC chicken and a bit of my tuna dip and some chicken salad. (I brought the chicken salad home and had a chicken salad sandwich for dinner. And my apartment got warm. . . I'm thinking that it maybe okay.)