Mal: If anyone gets nosy, just, you know... shoot 'em. Zoe: Shoot 'em? Mal: Politely.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Dec 15, 2006 3:20:20 pm PST #5830 of 10004
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

She probably wants to know that, if she buys it, will she get it by the 31st.

No, weirdly, it sounds like she genuinely wants advice about whether or not she should. Which, obviously, yes. And she should pay extra, for express shipping and good luck.


Sean K - Dec 15, 2006 3:22:23 pm PST #5831 of 10004
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Well, she's having a difficult time telling what color the blue dress is, so clearly she needs all the help she can get.


NoiseDesign - Dec 15, 2006 3:24:13 pm PST #5832 of 10004
Our wings are not tired

Tell her you can include an eye exam with that.

Speaking of which, just got my eyes checked, and I can pick up new glasses in a little bit. They dialated my pupils. Gah, everything has halos around it.


tommyrot - Dec 15, 2006 4:39:48 pm PST #5833 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Having my pupils dilated is the story of my life.

I got tired of driving, so I am now in a hotel in Oshkosh. Everyone else arrives at my parents' tomorrow anyway, so now I will too.


Hil R. - Dec 15, 2006 5:08:46 pm PST #5834 of 10004
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I really need new glasses and contacts. I'm still trying to sort through insurance stuff to figure out whether I should go to the eye doctor in NJ or find a new one in DC. But right now, I'm squinting at TiVo listings, which probably isn't good. (And my sister starts lecturing me about wrinkles whenever she notices me squinting.)


Hil R. - Dec 15, 2006 5:11:38 pm PST #5835 of 10004
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Oh, and I forgot to buy Chanukah candles. So my first night of Chanukah has thus far consisted of eating ravioli, cleaning my kitchen, and watching Return of the King. (Or, the end of it, anyway. I started about an hour in, and I don't remember enough of what came before to totally follow the plot anymore.)


sumi - Dec 15, 2006 5:18:21 pm PST #5836 of 10004
Art Crawl!!!

Oh, that's right - TNT is showing RotK this weekend. I'd forgotten.

We had our office potluck yesterday and there was a TON of food. I figured we'd have plenty left over to have for lunch today but amazing amounts of stuff was gone. Like all the very delicious cookies that Housing and Dining sent over and all the chips and crackers. But there was still some left over KFC chicken and a bit of my tuna dip and some chicken salad. (I brought the chicken salad home and had a chicken salad sandwich for dinner. And my apartment got warm. . . I'm thinking that it maybe okay.)


Pix - Dec 15, 2006 5:40:08 pm PST #5837 of 10004
The status is NOT quo.

t waves

Hi all! I appear to be on vacation. How 'bout that?

Don't ask if I've started packing for the 10-day trip I'm leaving for in the morning. Please don't ask.

Also? For the first time in my life, I just got a holiday bonus. Man, this kinda ROCKS! It's from the parent association and evidently varies year to year based on how much money they raise for us. I was expecting a couple hundred dollars...and I got over $600! Woot! Vacation money!


Polter-Cow - Dec 15, 2006 6:34:37 pm PST #5838 of 10004
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Go Kristin!


Miracleman - Dec 15, 2006 6:55:16 pm PST #5839 of 10004
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Don't ask if I've started packing for the 10-day trip I'm leaving for in the morning. Please don't ask.

You all packed?

...

What? Like nobody knew I would be the one to do that?

"Hey, little furry wolverine...there's a weakened bear cub over there, just limping all bloody through the snow. Don't, you know, eat it or anything."