I just said that you're pretty. Even when you're covered in...engine grease, you're... No, especially, especially when you're covered in engine grease.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - Dec 13, 2006 1:28:44 pm PST #5529 of 10004
Mostly lurking...

The dildo cam does not sound like fun. It sounds like something worth taking the day off of work to deal with.

Speaking as someone who's had three in the last 6 weeks, they're not that bad. It's no worse than a GYNy exam.


Laga - Dec 13, 2006 1:28:56 pm PST #5530 of 10004
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I think someone should invent a fun dildo cam.


Aims - Dec 13, 2006 1:30:23 pm PST #5531 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Burrell, this is her on her new tricycle. [link]

I think someone should invent a fun dildo cam.

I don't know that there is anyone I would want to see that film, so to speak.


Burrell - Dec 13, 2006 1:33:15 pm PST #5532 of 10004
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Ha! Great smile.

And totally unrelatedly, I am so glad that there isn't a fun dildo cam, because honestly? Not the kind of fun I want to associate with an OB/GYN visit.


Jessica - Dec 13, 2006 1:39:52 pm PST #5533 of 10004
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The BBC Oops, I mean Channel 5 recently had a programme where they attached cameras to a couple's genitals and recorded the ensuing sex, but the video does not appear to be online. (Naturally, this would be the first topic I encounter after not having time to catch up in this thread for the past month!)

I found the vaginal ultrasound far less uncomfortable than a regular pelvic exam, FWIW.


Burrell - Dec 13, 2006 1:40:59 pm PST #5534 of 10004
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Aimee, lacking a flickr acct, I sent pics to your email.


§ ita § - Dec 13, 2006 1:41:50 pm PST #5535 of 10004
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I was complaining to a friend about the shock of discovering how beautiful my chiropractor was, and she brought up the ob/gyn she had to switch away from because he was that goodlooking.

I tried to explain this to a guy, and he just failed to get it. Surely, for a guy it would be even more embarassing for him to have stray inappropriate...well, thoughts might be dressing it up some, but you get what I mean.


Laura - Dec 13, 2006 1:41:56 pm PST #5536 of 10004
Our wings are not tired.

I agree that the Vaginal US is less uncomfortable.


vw bug - Dec 13, 2006 1:44:15 pm PST #5537 of 10004
Mostly lurking...

My kitchen looks like a candy cane tornado hit.

And. (Now, I never thought there would come a moment where I would say this.) I have too much chocolate in the house.

It must be the holidays.


Aims - Dec 13, 2006 1:46:31 pm PST #5538 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Thanks, Burrell!