Don't you have an elsewhere to be?

Cordelia ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Burrell - Dec 13, 2006 1:40:59 pm PST #5534 of 10004
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Aimee, lacking a flickr acct, I sent pics to your email.


§ ita § - Dec 13, 2006 1:41:50 pm PST #5535 of 10004
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I was complaining to a friend about the shock of discovering how beautiful my chiropractor was, and she brought up the ob/gyn she had to switch away from because he was that goodlooking.

I tried to explain this to a guy, and he just failed to get it. Surely, for a guy it would be even more embarassing for him to have stray inappropriate...well, thoughts might be dressing it up some, but you get what I mean.


Laura - Dec 13, 2006 1:41:56 pm PST #5536 of 10004
Our wings are not tired.

I agree that the Vaginal US is less uncomfortable.


vw bug - Dec 13, 2006 1:44:15 pm PST #5537 of 10004
Mostly lurking...

My kitchen looks like a candy cane tornado hit.

And. (Now, I never thought there would come a moment where I would say this.) I have too much chocolate in the house.

It must be the holidays.


Aims - Dec 13, 2006 1:46:31 pm PST #5538 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Thanks, Burrell!


Cass - Dec 13, 2006 1:51:41 pm PST #5539 of 10004
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Can anyone tell me what a pelvic ultrasound is like?
GoolieCam!

I think someone should invent a fun dildo cam.
I don't know that there is anyone I would want to see that film, so to speak.
It's on the internets. Not that I have any intention of finding it again. I really thought it couldn't be what I feared it was when I clicked. Obviously I had not yet met ita.


Ailleann - Dec 13, 2006 2:01:36 pm PST #5540 of 10004
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

So I just flipped out like a mammal in the general direction of my friend K, who is now co-turkey-person with me. She was very patient through my rage, and offered any assistance that was needed.

She's also on "keep not!ex out of the kitchen or I'll carve him along with the bird" detail.

This guy always fills me with rage. It's such a sad state of affairs.


EpicTangent - Dec 13, 2006 2:05:43 pm PST #5541 of 10004
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

She was very patient through my rage, and offered any assistance that was needed.

Sounds like an excellent person to have around (especially in conjunction with not!ex, apparently).

Good luck with the not committing any holiday felonies!


Cashmere - Dec 13, 2006 2:09:59 pm PST #5542 of 10004
Now tagless for your comfort.

I keep thinking of Ailleann's not!ex as "notex"--sounds like Kotex. Is this wrong?

Netiquette question--I had a person email me about a freecycle item. Her email set off my anti-virus program alert. I emailed her back and suggested she check her machine for viruses, since I got a notice that her email was infected. That was the correct thing to do, yes?


Aims - Dec 13, 2006 2:12:26 pm PST #5543 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I would think so, Cash.