Ha! Great smile.
And totally unrelatedly, I am so glad that there isn't a fun dildo cam, because honestly? Not the kind of fun I want to associate with an OB/GYN visit.
Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.
Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Burrell - Dec 13, 2006 1:33:15 pm PST #5532 of 10004
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Jessica - Dec 13, 2006 1:39:52 pm PST #5533 of 10004
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The BBC Oops, I mean Channel 5 recently had a programme where they attached cameras to a couple's genitals and recorded the ensuing sex, but the video does not appear to be online. (Naturally, this would be the first topic I encounter after not having time to catch up in this thread for the past month!)
I found the vaginal ultrasound far less uncomfortable than a regular pelvic exam, FWIW.
Burrell - Dec 13, 2006 1:40:59 pm PST #5534 of 10004
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Aimee, lacking a flickr acct, I sent pics to your email.
§ ita § - Dec 13, 2006 1:41:50 pm PST #5535 of 10004
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I was complaining to a friend about the shock of discovering how beautiful my chiropractor was, and she brought up the ob/gyn she had to switch away from because he was that goodlooking.
I tried to explain this to a guy, and he just failed to get it. Surely, for a guy it would be even more embarassing for him to have stray inappropriate...well, thoughts might be dressing it up some, but you get what I mean.
Laura - Dec 13, 2006 1:41:56 pm PST #5536 of 10004
Our wings are not tired.
I agree that the Vaginal US is less uncomfortable.
vw bug - Dec 13, 2006 1:44:15 pm PST #5537 of 10004
Mostly lurking...
My kitchen looks like a candy cane tornado hit.
And. (Now, I never thought there would come a moment where I would say this.) I have too much chocolate in the house.
It must be the holidays.
Aims - Dec 13, 2006 1:46:31 pm PST #5538 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Thanks, Burrell!
Cass - Dec 13, 2006 1:51:41 pm PST #5539 of 10004
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Can anyone tell me what a pelvic ultrasound is like?GoolieCam!
I think someone should invent a fun dildo cam.
I don't know that there is anyone I would want to see that film, so to speak.It's on the internets. Not that I have any intention of finding it again. I really thought it couldn't be what I feared it was when I clicked. Obviously I had not yet met ita.
Ailleann - Dec 13, 2006 2:01:36 pm PST #5540 of 10004
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
So I just flipped out like a mammal in the general direction of my friend K, who is now co-turkey-person with me. She was very patient through my rage, and offered any assistance that was needed.
She's also on "keep not!ex out of the kitchen or I'll carve him along with the bird" detail.
This guy always fills me with rage. It's such a sad state of affairs.
EpicTangent - Dec 13, 2006 2:05:43 pm PST #5541 of 10004
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
She was very patient through my rage, and offered any assistance that was needed.
Sounds like an excellent person to have around (especially in conjunction with not!ex, apparently).
Good luck with the not committing any holiday felonies!