I-I'm just taking things without paying for th... In what twisted dictionary is that stealing?

Willow ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cashmere - Dec 09, 2006 5:31:42 pm PST #4883 of 10004
Now tagless for your comfort.

Also, can we agree to a bullshit consensus that there are no Ass Moms on the board, or do we need to open lightbulbs?

Oh, I agree. It's the feeling that's hard to get past though. Logically, we're all great moms. But when you feel scattered and tired, it's easy to fall into that trap.

I'll call it Homer Mom with a headslapping "D'OH".


erikaj - Dec 09, 2006 5:31:50 pm PST #4884 of 10004
Always Anti-fascist!

Seriously, unless you are going with your kid to make sure he picks up his cocaine package, I won't believe it.


SonusExMachina - Dec 09, 2006 5:34:58 pm PST #4885 of 10004
BOOK: "River..? Please, why don't you come on out..." RIVER: "No. Can't. Too much hair." - 'Jaynestown'

Woot!! Only a few hours until I start driving north to KristinT & NoiseDesign's XXXmas Party!

Just one little performance of A Christmas Carol to do in the meantime.

:: bounces ::

So excited!!


Amy - Dec 09, 2006 5:36:07 pm PST #4886 of 10004
Because books.

Also, can we agree to a bullshit consensus that there are no Ass Moms on the board, or do we need to open lightbulbs?

I'm with Lee, here.

JZ, Matilda is, as already reported, LOVELY. And since Cindy and Cash already said everything wise about how hard it can be to read a baby's signals, I won't repeat it. But I am trusting that you're listening to them. Right? Because, lo, they are wise.

Cash, I'm so glad the shot worked, and that you've got help this weekend. Sorry for Olivia's baboon ass, though. Sara was much worse with diaper rash than the boys were, and it took me awhile to realize I had to change her way more often. Just slather on the cream/powder, or give her some bare-ass time. (All of which I know you know, but I've had wine, and cried on some good friends' shoulders this afternoon, so I'm sort of rambly emo girl at the moment.)

I'll admit I skimmed, too. So I'm sending warm, slightly wine-scented hugs and good vibes (also dipped in a bit of vino) to everyone who needs or wants them.


Lee - Dec 09, 2006 5:38:10 pm PST #4887 of 10004
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Oh, I agree. It's the feeling that's hard to get past though. Logically, we're all great moms. But when you feel scattered and tired, it's easy to fall into that trap.

That inner voice/demon can be a bitch, all right.

I didn't mean to make light of it. Sorry if it came out that way.


WindSparrow - Dec 09, 2006 5:47:54 pm PST #4888 of 10004
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Not just the cat's ears, but I'm thinking about buying a heated cat bed for my old kitty - [link]. It could be beneficial for Harvey, too...

Do they make heated cat beds big enough for me to sleep in? Because then he could have my bed with the electric blanket to himself and leave me alone.....


Cashmere - Dec 09, 2006 6:03:18 pm PST #4889 of 10004
Now tagless for your comfort.

I didn't mean to make light of it. Sorry if it came out that way.

Oh, it didn't! It's nice to come here and have the reinforcement that we ARE good moms. 'Cause all of us sometimes can drag ourselves down without realizing it. It's just so easy after spending the day fighting the fight that you feel like a failure, even when you're not.

Stoopid self-esteem problems. Feh.

I like erika's common sense approach, too.


DavidS - Dec 09, 2006 6:05:16 pm PST #4890 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Stoopid self-esteem problems. Feh.

Well, your self better get it together because I esteem you highly. Both as a Mom and as a sexobjecty babe.


erikaj - Dec 09, 2006 6:28:51 pm PST #4891 of 10004
Always Anti-fascist!

That whole scene was worth it, Cash, cause it gave us Bodie, drug dealer all of twenty-one going up to the kid in question and saying "I met your moms yesterday."
"My moms?"
"She like a dragon lady, man... it was good though. Gave me some insight into why you is like you is."
Love that a dealer knows "insight". Oprah really does rule the world.


vw bug - Dec 09, 2006 7:54:44 pm PST #4892 of 10004
Mostly lurking...

Hugs JZ tight.

Hugs all Bitch moms tight.

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The problem with going to bed at 5:30 p.m.? You're wide awake at 12:30 a.m. Silly vw.