Stoopid self-esteem problems. Feh.
Well, your self better get it together because
I
esteem you highly. Both as a Mom and as a sexobjecty babe.
'Serenity'
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Stoopid self-esteem problems. Feh.
Well, your self better get it together because
I
esteem you highly. Both as a Mom and as a sexobjecty babe.
That whole scene was worth it, Cash, cause it gave us Bodie, drug dealer all of twenty-one going up to the kid in question and saying "I met your moms yesterday."
"My moms?"
"She like a dragon lady, man... it was good though. Gave me some insight into why you is like you is."
Love that a dealer knows "insight". Oprah really does rule the world.
Hugs JZ tight.
Hugs all Bitch moms tight.
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The problem with going to bed at 5:30 p.m.? You're wide awake at 12:30 a.m. Silly vw.
there are no Ass Moms on the board
Of course not! Ass Babies only come from men, right?
::blinks::
t /twelve-year-old
ASSBABIES!!!
Ahem.
JZ, I love the picture of you on the ball during labor. It's just such a beautiful picture of the two of you. (Three, if Ms. Matilda is counted, though she's still an internal model at that point.)
And, of course, she's beautiful.
Conversations with My Uncle, Part #734
"Can you pick me up [from the San Jose Airport, even though you live in frickin' Oakland] on January 2? The answer should be yes."
"What time?"
"I'll let you know when I find out."
"Well, I can't do it if it's during work hours."
"Sure you can. Just call in sick. I'd do it for you."
rolls eyes
Ah, P-C, your family can always bring the comedy gold. Bless.
ion, am slain by cuteness of all the babies.
Dear Uncle,
I'll give you the cab fare, a'ight?
Heh. Emmett and JZ were just serenading Matilda with Invader Zim's horrible xmas carol about Santa's shiny boots of doom.
P-C, I would be so tempted just not to show up. How rude.
Heh. Emmett and JZ were just serenading Matilda with Invader Zim's horrible xmas carol about Santa's shiny boots of doom.Aww. Cute image.