You know, my big sister could really beat the crap out of her. I mean, really really.

Dawn ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - Dec 06, 2006 2:09:02 pm PST #4575 of 10004
Mostly lurking...

ION, before I crash in my comfy bed, I bought this scarf tonight, only in black: [link] I loves it and loves it and loves it. It's so pretty. I can't wait to wear it.


JZ - Dec 06, 2006 2:47:56 pm PST #4576 of 10004
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

(Note: this post was started at 3:55 and not finished until just now due to interruption by baby weepiness)

Aw, poor bug! Even not knowing what was edited out, that sounds most un-fun. I hope Toto is being all sweet and loving right now.

Somervillain alert: Anyone with kids or who knows someone with kids who's even vaguely thinking of children's theater sometime over the holidays, please let me pimp my friend Shelley's show (he's second from the left in the picture). Jen has met him, at his wedding last summer, and can attest to his thorough niceness (also, though it's not relevant to this particular show, he wears a kilt quite nicely), and DX has seen a show he was in several years back and can attest to his being theatrically made of awesome (also, possibly a Cindy sprog or friend of same saw him in A Christmas Story last year).

Anyhow, utterly swell guy, apparently excellent show.


Cass - Dec 06, 2006 3:11:26 pm PST #4577 of 10004
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I am very behind. So I am skimming to catch up.

Also making chili with both meat and tofu. I intend to put it over spaghetti. And there is no way I am pregnant. Just crazy.

Bitch has SUCH an attitude when it comes to narcotics.
Only when you wanted to bring them into the country illegally and then immediately fly to several other states, Trudy. The authorities get all frowny.


ChiKat - Dec 06, 2006 3:47:11 pm PST #4578 of 10004
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Do you know how hard it is to get out of a bed all warm with an electric blanket into a room that's about 55 degrees?

Yes.

I'm sorry! It sucks, doesn't it??

And then have to go outside to scrape the windshield when it's 18 degrees?

This was my morning.

And then walk to school uphill both ways in the snow while being pursued by wolves?

This, thank god, was NOT my morning.


Deena - Dec 06, 2006 4:50:53 pm PST #4579 of 10004
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

juliana, maybe a wee bit hokey, but Kara and I got metallic pipe cleaners and cheap plastic (but sparkly!) beads and made stars out of them. They're quite colorful and pretty, and could be hung from string or fishing line or something from the ceiling, or strewn about the tables, or whatever.


DavidS - Dec 06, 2006 4:55:00 pm PST #4580 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Teppy, Emmett was reminding me of you on our walk from the car to the apartment tonight.

"It is TOO EARLY for it to be dark. I forbid it! Bring back my sun!"

Imagine the appropriate "Khan!" gestures for the last sentence.


Cass - Dec 06, 2006 5:11:46 pm PST #4581 of 10004
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Emmett and Matilda. As she rolled off a breast to cough and snort while we were all on the couch, he just casually observed, "Baby's off the boob."
"It is TOO EARLY for it to be dark. I forbid it! Bring back my sun!"
Emmett is rather darling...


DavidS - Dec 06, 2006 5:17:13 pm PST #4582 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Emmett is rather darling...

He pointed forbidingly at the night as he exclaimed, "I forbid it!"

The night was unimpressed.


amych - Dec 06, 2006 5:20:08 pm PST #4583 of 10004
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

The night always is. (I, otoh, am ununimpressed.)


Cass - Dec 06, 2006 5:21:19 pm PST #4584 of 10004
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

She *was* dancing to "Peek-a-Boo", but iTunes wouldn't let Joe import it to use.
So wonderful! Emeline is just too cute for words. I am wordless. Wee Siouxsie Em!