This is not funny. This... this is a morality tale about the evils of sake.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

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ChiKat - Dec 06, 2006 3:47:11 pm PST #4578 of 10004
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Do you know how hard it is to get out of a bed all warm with an electric blanket into a room that's about 55 degrees?

Yes.

I'm sorry! It sucks, doesn't it??

And then have to go outside to scrape the windshield when it's 18 degrees?

This was my morning.

And then walk to school uphill both ways in the snow while being pursued by wolves?

This, thank god, was NOT my morning.


Deena - Dec 06, 2006 4:50:53 pm PST #4579 of 10004
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

juliana, maybe a wee bit hokey, but Kara and I got metallic pipe cleaners and cheap plastic (but sparkly!) beads and made stars out of them. They're quite colorful and pretty, and could be hung from string or fishing line or something from the ceiling, or strewn about the tables, or whatever.


DavidS - Dec 06, 2006 4:55:00 pm PST #4580 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Teppy, Emmett was reminding me of you on our walk from the car to the apartment tonight.

"It is TOO EARLY for it to be dark. I forbid it! Bring back my sun!"

Imagine the appropriate "Khan!" gestures for the last sentence.


Cass - Dec 06, 2006 5:11:46 pm PST #4581 of 10004
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Emmett and Matilda. As she rolled off a breast to cough and snort while we were all on the couch, he just casually observed, "Baby's off the boob."
"It is TOO EARLY for it to be dark. I forbid it! Bring back my sun!"
Emmett is rather darling...


DavidS - Dec 06, 2006 5:17:13 pm PST #4582 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Emmett is rather darling...

He pointed forbidingly at the night as he exclaimed, "I forbid it!"

The night was unimpressed.


amych - Dec 06, 2006 5:20:08 pm PST #4583 of 10004
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

The night always is. (I, otoh, am ununimpressed.)


Cass - Dec 06, 2006 5:21:19 pm PST #4584 of 10004
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

She *was* dancing to "Peek-a-Boo", but iTunes wouldn't let Joe import it to use.
So wonderful! Emeline is just too cute for words. I am wordless. Wee Siouxsie Em!


Cass - Dec 06, 2006 5:23:06 pm PST #4585 of 10004
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

He pointed forbidingly at the night as he exclaimed, "I forbid it!"
Shouldn't he have some superpowers by now? Because I like the way he's thinking.


Cass - Dec 06, 2006 5:36:29 pm PST #4586 of 10004
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

And I am now caught up so I won't be posting so many posts all in a row.

(vw) Hope you are feeling better in the morning!

Umm, the thing is until we put sanctions on Iraq had an OK health care system. And until we invaded it had a semi-functional health care system. That does not change how good it was that this baby's life was saved.
Yes, it should be said. Wonderful that they baby was able to get medical care and it made me sniffle up but good, but we sort of helped the destruction along. We break it, we buy it.


Steph L. - Dec 06, 2006 6:23:51 pm PST #4587 of 10004
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Teppy, Emmett was reminding me of you on our walk from the car to the apartment tonight.

"It is TOO EARLY for it to be dark. I forbid it! Bring back my sun!"

Imagine the appropriate "Khan!" gestures for the last sentence.

Heh. I approve wholeheartedly.