Buffy: Where are the burgers? Riley: Yeah man, I'm starving. Cow me. Xander: I'd love to make with the moo but the fire's not cooperating.

'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - Nov 27, 2006 1:28:01 pm PST #3351 of 10004
Mostly lurking...

vw, what brand is yours/where did you buy it?

Um...it's some random Target brand, I think. The box says Enchanted Forest. I've had it for years, though.

A walk through a parking lot that bordered a tree lot on Saturday convinced me that I'll be going the artifical route this year.

Oh, yeah. We went to a nursery this weekend to get wreaths for mom and dad's house. HOLY COW. I didn't even touch anything, and I broke out. It was so pretty, though. They had this massive gift shop, where I was very good and only bought a few, fairly reasonable things. I walked in, though, and my eyes got so big. Dad said, "You look like a kid in a candy store," and I replied, "No, dad. It's more like I've found my mother ship."

vw, that's the cutest tree! I love the ribbon.

Thanks! I almost bought new ribbon today, but I'm glad I didn't. I like this.


juliana - Nov 27, 2006 1:38:45 pm PST #3352 of 10004
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I want a live real tree, potted and all. We'll see if I actually get it or not.


Atropa - Nov 27, 2006 2:02:00 pm PST #3353 of 10004
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

vw, that's a very cute tree.

I'm a little worried about putting up our (gloriously fake, white, sparkly) tree this year. I *know* the boykitties will knock things off of it, probably try to climb it, knock it over, and possibly eat it. All of which are Not Good.


Cashmere - Nov 27, 2006 2:12:04 pm PST #3354 of 10004
Now tagless for your comfort.

I'm a little worried about putting up our (gloriously fake, white, sparkly) tree this year. I *know* the boykitties will knock things off of it, probably try to climb it, knock it over, and possibly eat it. All of which are Not Good.

Jilli, my sister once wired their big tree to the wall with an anchor due to their extreme cat issues (three cats deciding the tree was their personal climbing toy). But that is an extreme measure and one dependent upon your desire to put up the hardware.


Atropa - Nov 27, 2006 2:35:06 pm PST #3355 of 10004
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

But that is an extreme measure and one dependent upon your desire to put up the hardware.

Oh, it's one I've already suggested to Pete. He thinks I'm worrying too much, and that it'll be fine. He (obviously) has never dealt with young rambunctious cats and Christmas trees. Trinian was never as inquisitive and trouble-prone as the boykitties are. Probably because she's a dimiwit, poor fluffy thing.


Daisy Jane - Nov 27, 2006 2:45:13 pm PST #3356 of 10004
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Jilli, I've been meaning to tell you, I caught up on GCS, and love the lessons.

I need a Lady of the Manners to run my life.


Atropa - Nov 27, 2006 2:51:26 pm PST #3357 of 10004
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Awwww, thank you, Daisy Jane!

I hope you're having a good birthday.

I need a Lady of the Manners to run my life.

But that leads to things like being told you're not leaving the house until you put on some eyeliner and lipstick, and hearing rants about how back in MY day we had to walk uphill in the snow *both ways* just to buy stripy tights.


Daisy Jane - Nov 27, 2006 2:55:41 pm PST #3358 of 10004
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

But that leads to things like being told you're not leaving the house until you put on some eyeliner and lipstick

Some days I need that.


Cass - Nov 27, 2006 3:00:03 pm PST #3359 of 10004
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

back in MY day we had to walk uphill in the snow
The snow is your fault, isn't it?

And, to think, I am even wearing both eyeliner and lipstick. I feel so betrayed.

But I took pictures of it anyway.


amych - Nov 27, 2006 3:00:34 pm PST #3360 of 10004
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

The snow? Or the eyeliner?