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Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

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Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else

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Cass - Nov 27, 2006 11:30:53 am PST #3322 of 10004

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

My problem is that I'm so aggressive and uninhibited about everything else, how are they supposed to know that I'm an insecure blob of jelly when it comes to romance? I mean, I understand why people like me and hang out with me, but I can't quite fathom anyone wanting to date me.

I aspire to be Vortex. Sometimes I am not even sure why people like or want to hang out with me. Boggles me totally that they'd want to date me. I mean, I have issues and shit...

And none of my friends try to sleep with me.

P'shaw.

sj - Nov 27, 2006 11:33:37 am PST #3323 of 10004

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

And none of my friends try to sleep with me.

Me either.

Sometimes I am not even sure why people like or want to hang out with me. Boggles me totally that they'd want to date me. I mean, I have issues and shit...

Silly, Cass. It's because you're wonderful.

§ ita § - Nov 27, 2006 11:40:06 am PST #3324 of 10004

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have a lot of male friends. Of the straight ones, I think that many of them would sleep with me if I gave them the chance, but they don’t want to date me.

Oh, yes, this. Very much this.

My friends of either gender have the same potential to hurt me, I think. I know some friendships with guys change dramatically if a GF comes into their picture, because it does look weird the amount we hang out. But if it's a good strong friendship, it's just a phase, and the longer and stronger the friendship, the shorter the phase.

Women? Drop me for other things. Motherhood is one.

I don't fault anyone for the above. There's only so much time to go around, and if we're all that, we'll be all that again when everything regularises.

As long as they don't all do it at once. That'd suck.

Trudy Booth - Nov 27, 2006 11:40:37 am PST #3325 of 10004

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

P'shaw.

Only when they're trashed. It's a thing.

Nora Deirdre - Nov 27, 2006 11:41:21 am PST #3326 of 10004

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I like the cave idea.

Ailleann - Nov 27, 2006 11:43:47 am PST #3327 of 10004

vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

And none of my friends try to sleep with me.

A few have tried. I balked due to my own personal hangups and insecurities. I am clearly an idiot.

Sometimes I am not even sure why people like or want to hang out with me.

Every. freakin. day. See above re: idiot.

IOnotmeN, how many of us are represented by this picture?

SailAweigh - Nov 27, 2006 11:44:15 am PST #3328 of 10004

Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

So, rather than getting an island, we should be finding something the size of Carlsbad or Lescaux?

Vortex - Nov 27, 2006 11:47:17 am PST #3329 of 10004

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Sometimes I am not even sure why people like or want to hang out with me.

because you're MADE OF AWESOME!

ChiKat - Nov 27, 2006 12:05:37 pm PST #3330 of 10004

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I can't quite fathom anyone wanting to date me.

So very much this. I can usually understand people wanting to be my friend and hang out. Usually. Most of the time. But, date me? Ummm. no.

I vote cave.

Cass - Nov 27, 2006 12:19:49 pm PST #3331 of 10004

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Only when they're trashed. It's a thing.

Ppppbbbbbllllllltttttt!

because you're MADE OF AWESOME!

I am tattooing this on my ass. Or my cleavage. Actually, it seems more cleavage-appropriate.

IOnotmeN, how many of us are represented by this picture?

::snerk::

I want more coffee now.

They are saying that frozen water will fall from the sky. Hold me!

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