That's sad yet really funny.
I just realized I can play music at work, since my officemate is gone! Fun.
Everyone's getting spanked but me.
Willow ,'The Killer In Me'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Nov 13, 2006 10:29:09 am PST #9788 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
sarameg - Nov 13, 2006 10:31:41 am PST #9789 of 10001
Honestly, my job security is that people can't remember crap and don't like to follow instructions. Basically? I'm paid because people are stupid and lazy. Yay?
Lee - Nov 13, 2006 10:32:40 am PST #9790 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Are you sure you're not a firm librarian?
sarameg - Nov 13, 2006 10:36:55 am PST #9791 of 10001
Hah. Actually, a few functions are probably very similar.
Jesse - Nov 13, 2006 10:42:09 am PST #9792 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Basically? I'm paid because people are stupid and lazy. Yay?
Yay.
Laura - Nov 13, 2006 10:46:00 am PST #9793 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Basically? I'm paid because people are stupid and lazy. Yay?
Ultimate in job security.
tommyrot - Nov 13, 2006 10:46:28 am PST #9794 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Ah, bless the internet:
Girl hypnotizes and dresses up lizards
Lily Capehart is a 10-year-old girl from Florida who like to "hypnotize" wild South Florida anole lizards and dress them up. Her father, a professional photographer, takes beautiful photos of the lizards, and sells the prints.
Lily’s gift was realized at the young age of two when according to her mother, Dina, Lily chased down and captured the critters wherever they went. Unlike most girls her age, instead of playing with dolls, Lily dresses up and plays with lizards. With her uncanny ability to “relax” and “hypnotize” them, Lily began dressing the lizards in costumes and creating whimsical scenes. Lily’s photographer father, Lucien Capehart, immortalized the colorful creations.
Here is her site: [link]
OMG, the pictures are hysterical....
§ ita § - Nov 13, 2006 10:46:53 am PST #9795 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Travelocity is stupid and lazy. I just want to pay an exorbitant amount for my tickets home. Why is that so complicated? If I can't book the flight, stop showing it to me.
bon bon - Nov 13, 2006 10:48:50 am PST #9796 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
juliana-- Trigger Happy TV: [link]
FWIW I also don't enjoy seeing people made uncomfortable, but I'm probably going to have to see Borat anyway, like seeing an ok movie for a balls-out great fucking performance.
ETA a third thing about comedy. Did anyone else see Alec Baldwin on SNL this weekend? It was good. I mean, people other than me also thought it was excellent.
Amy - Nov 13, 2006 10:49:31 am PST #9797 of 10001
Because books.
Girl hypnotizes and dresses up lizards
Bwah! The "ooops" one (with Polly Pocket!) is too funny.