Ah, bless the internet:

Girl hypnotizes and dresses up lizards

Lily Capehart is a 10-year-old girl from Florida who like to "hypnotize" wild South Florida anole lizards and dress them up. Her father, a professional photographer, takes beautiful photos of the lizards, and sells the prints.

Lily’s gift was realized at the young age of two when according to her mother, Dina, Lily chased down and captured the critters wherever they went. Unlike most girls her age, instead of playing with dolls, Lily dresses up and plays with lizards. With her uncanny ability to “relax” and “hypnotize” them, Lily began dressing the lizards in costumes and creating whimsical scenes. Lily’s photographer father, Lucien Capehart, immortalized the colorful creations.

Here is her site: [link]

OMG, the pictures are hysterical....

Travelocity is stupid and lazy. I just want to pay an exorbitant amount for my tickets home. Why is that so complicated? If I can't book the flight, stop showing it to me.

juliana-- Trigger Happy TV: [link]

FWIW I also don't enjoy seeing people made uncomfortable, but I'm probably going to have to see Borat anyway, like seeing an ok movie for a balls-out great fucking performance.

ETA a third thing about comedy. Did anyone else see Alec Baldwin on SNL this weekend? It was good. I mean, people other than me also thought it was excellent.

Girl hypnotizes and dresses up lizards

Bwah! The "ooops" one (with Polly Pocket!) is too funny.

Next up on the fundie agenda...banks!

OSA director Philip L. (Flip) Benham said Bank of America, Wachovia Bank and Sun Trust Bank have bankrolled “celebrations called ‘Gay Pride’ events … in public parks across our nation. These public lust fests promoted homosexual sodomy” in defiance of God’s laws.

I think I need to change banks. I certainly never got a flyer about any public lust fest.

Next up on the fundie agenda...banks!

Okay, when you said this I really thought you were going to say they were coming out against usury.

Which would be funny! But would tend to turn every corporation on the planet into a hotbed of evil. Which would mean I agreed with fundies on an issue! (If not quite for the same reasons.) Which would be weird.

Did anyone else see Alec Baldwin on SNL this weekend?

I thought I was losing it because I actually laughed at some of the skits. The SKITS! Seriously.

I know I won't see Borat in the theatre. Maybe on dvd when I can pause it from time to time. Also joining the parade of those that have a difficult time watching people make fools of themselves. American Idol try-outs? Oh hell no.

Like there weren't enough reasons to hate Walmart: [link]

I think Walmart agreed to stop selling those.

Who makes the shirt? Any major label?

Is anyone still doing/has done the Funny Farm free association thing? I have a brown box that doesn't have dots in it. In fact, it says 7:00. I don't know how to fill that in.