Travelocity is stupid and lazy. I just want to pay an exorbitant amount for my tickets home. Why is that so complicated? If I can't book the flight, stop showing it to me.
Book: Where's the doctor? Not back yet?
Zoe: (beat) We don't make him hurry for the little stuff. He'll be along.
Book: He could hurry... a little.
'Safe'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Nov 13, 2006 10:46:53 am PST #9795 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
bon bon - Nov 13, 2006 10:48:50 am PST #9796 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
juliana-- Trigger Happy TV: [link]
FWIW I also don't enjoy seeing people made uncomfortable, but I'm probably going to have to see Borat anyway, like seeing an ok movie for a balls-out great fucking performance.
ETA a third thing about comedy. Did anyone else see Alec Baldwin on SNL this weekend? It was good. I mean, people other than me also thought it was excellent.
Amy - Nov 13, 2006 10:49:31 am PST #9797 of 10001
Because books.
Girl hypnotizes and dresses up lizards
Bwah! The "ooops" one (with Polly Pocket!) is too funny.
brenda m - Nov 13, 2006 10:52:44 am PST #9798 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Next up on the fundie agenda...banks!
OSA director Philip L. (Flip) Benham said Bank of America, Wachovia Bank and Sun Trust Bank have bankrolled “celebrations called ‘Gay Pride’ events … in public parks across our nation. These public lust fests promoted homosexual sodomy” in defiance of God’s laws.
I think I need to change banks. I certainly never got a flyer about any public lust fest.
Nutty - Nov 13, 2006 10:54:38 am PST #9799 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Next up on the fundie agenda...banks!
Okay, when you said this I really thought you were going to say they were coming out against usury.
Which would be funny! But would tend to turn every corporation on the planet into a hotbed of evil. Which would mean I agreed with fundies on an issue! (If not quite for the same reasons.) Which would be weird.
Nicole - Nov 13, 2006 10:58:48 am PST #9800 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!
Did anyone else see Alec Baldwin on SNL this weekend?
I thought I was losing it because I actually laughed at some of the skits. The SKITS! Seriously.
I know I won't see Borat in the theatre. Maybe on dvd when I can pause it from time to time. Also joining the parade of those that have a difficult time watching people make fools of themselves. American Idol try-outs? Oh hell no.
brenda m - Nov 13, 2006 11:12:01 am PST #9801 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Like there weren't enough reasons to hate Walmart: [link]
tommyrot - Nov 13, 2006 11:13:35 am PST #9802 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I think Walmart agreed to stop selling those.
§ ita § - Nov 13, 2006 11:28:36 am PST #9803 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Who makes the shirt? Any major label?
Is anyone still doing/has done the Funny Farm free association thing? I have a brown box that doesn't have dots in it. In fact, it says 7:00. I don't know how to fill that in.
Jesse - Nov 13, 2006 11:31:52 am PST #9804 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
That sounds weird, ita. Is it in the corner? There's some meta-clue in the corner boxes or some shit. I did not get nearly that far with it.