Brenda, you've got nothing to lose. Go do it. Say anything.
Flea, you've made me want to proof my room for things I don't want seen after my demise. Except I'm boring enough to not have anything like that.
I had strange but not-quite-depressing dreams about stuff that's kept me on tenterhooks for days. Brains are silly.
It's not as if my scarves have secret lives or something.
Like they'd tell you if they did. It is called a
secret
life for a reason.
I have a blueberry scone!
Well... had.
Did it have the emotional maturity of Sunnydale!Wesley?
Did it have the emotional maturity of Sunnydale!Wesley?
Well, it certainly had more emotional maturity than I usually possess in the morning.
If a scone had been around long enough to gain any sort of emotional maturity, it might be a bit...moldy.
If a scone had been around long enough to gain any sort of emotional maturity, it might be a bit...moldy.
Luckily, emotionally mature blueberry scones are mature enough to ignore such insults.
_I_ Have a blueberry scone. Well... there is a blueberry scone upstairs & I bet if I bat my eyes in the appropriate fashion a handsome man will bring it to me.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HIL!!
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, JESSICA!!!
Cephalopodmas is my birthday!
It's also "global orgasm day." And the day Clay Aiken appears on
Days of Our Lives.
I think those things cancel each other out.
Cephalopodmas is my birthday!
When you were a kid, did your relatives combine your birthday and Cephalopodmas presents into a single gift?