It's not as if my scarves have secret lives or something.Like they'd tell you if they did. It is called a secret life for a reason.
'Out Of Gas'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
It's not as if my scarves have secret lives or something.Like they'd tell you if they did. It is called a secret life for a reason.
I have a blueberry scone!
Well... had.
Did it have the emotional maturity of Sunnydale!Wesley?
Did it have the emotional maturity of Sunnydale!Wesley?
Well, it certainly had more emotional maturity than I usually possess in the morning.
If a scone had been around long enough to gain any sort of emotional maturity, it might be a bit...moldy.
If a scone had been around long enough to gain any sort of emotional maturity, it might be a bit...moldy.
Luckily, emotionally mature blueberry scones are mature enough to ignore such insults.
_I_ Have a blueberry scone. Well... there is a blueberry scone upstairs & I bet if I bat my eyes in the appropriate fashion a handsome man will bring it to me.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HIL!!
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, JESSICA!!!
Cephalopodmas is my birthday!
It's also "global orgasm day." And the day Clay Aiken appears on Days of Our Lives. I think those things cancel each other out.
Cephalopodmas is my birthday!
When you were a kid, did your relatives combine your birthday and Cephalopodmas presents into a single gift?
I think you underestimate my utter lack of emotional maturity in the morning.