If a scone had been around long enough to gain any sort of emotional maturity, it might be a bit...moldy.
Murk: But you're a God! The Sacred Glorificus! Glory: I'm a God in exile. Far from the Hellfires of Home and sharing my body with an enemy that stabs my boys in their fleshy little stomachs!
'Dirty Girls'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Nov 13, 2006 6:25:26 am PST #9673 of 10001
tommyrot - Nov 13, 2006 6:27:26 am PST #9674 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
If a scone had been around long enough to gain any sort of emotional maturity, it might be a bit...moldy.
Luckily, emotionally mature blueberry scones are mature enough to ignore such insults.
Laga - Nov 13, 2006 6:29:09 am PST #9675 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
_I_ Have a blueberry scone. Well... there is a blueberry scone upstairs & I bet if I bat my eyes in the appropriate fashion a handsome man will bring it to me.
juliana - Nov 13, 2006 6:29:45 am PST #9676 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HIL!!
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, JESSICA!!!
Strega - Nov 13, 2006 6:32:29 am PST #9677 of 10001
Cephalopodmas is my birthday!
It's also "global orgasm day." And the day Clay Aiken appears on Days of Our Lives. I think those things cancel each other out.
tommyrot - Nov 13, 2006 6:34:13 am PST #9678 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Cephalopodmas is my birthday!
When you were a kid, did your relatives combine your birthday and Cephalopodmas presents into a single gift?
shrift - Nov 13, 2006 6:39:06 am PST #9679 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I think you underestimate my utter lack of emotional maturity in the morning.
Strega - Nov 13, 2006 6:39:57 am PST #9680 of 10001
Ha!
Oddly enough, no, they were pretty good about that.
Lee - Nov 13, 2006 6:50:35 am PST #9681 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Happy Birthday Hil!!!
Is it too late to join the gronklies? I feel worse than I did yesterday morning, and yet I have to go to work anyway.
Ailleann - Nov 13, 2006 6:55:14 am PST #9682 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
bonsai kittens
I'm still contemplating this.... is this a breed I'm not aware of? Or kittens with carefully crafted fur? Or worse?!?
It's almost lunch and I've accomplished one thing.