She'd probably respond, "Why are you calling me 'Ms. X,' you liberal jerk!?"

Duh. It's part of the plot to turn us all into Muslims!

(As an aside, my mother had a student in one of her classes refer to "Malcolm the tenth" once. A university student, not a fifth-grader who'd just learned roman numerals.)

I like this one:

23. Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day

Everyone gets monkey-related paraphernalia for Christman Monkey Ancestors Day.

x-posty. Got interrupted by boss....

Well, it's no Festivus, but I'll take it.

hee, Xpost with tommyrot!

refer to "Malcolm the tenth" once.

Oh, this is so cute. Did this kid think he was the king of Scotland?

Which would put a weird spin on Idi Amin's Scottish jones, wouldn't it?

Everyone gets monkey-related paraphernalia for Christman Monkey Ancestors Day.

I love the Dems!

Natter 48: Happy Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day!

Did this kid think he was the king of Scotland?

For values of kid=fourth year psych major, possibly. Though actually, it came up during Black History Month because one of her other students was president of the League of Martin (black police officers' society).

In the aftermath of the historic GOP losses Tuesday night, moderate Republicans quickly concluded that the party needs to be more moderate. Conservative Republicans declared that it should be more conservative. Main Street is angry at Wall Street, theo-cons are angry at neo-cons, and almost everyone is angry at President Bush and the GOP congressional leadership.

They just need a little more factional infighting and they'll be just like the Democratic party.

They just need a little more factional infighting and they'll be just like the Democratic party.

They just need a lot more factional infighting and they'll be just like Thunderdome.