I like this one:
23. Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day
Everyone gets monkey-related paraphernalia for Christman Monkey Ancestors Day.
x-posty. Got interrupted by boss....
Funny thing about black and white. You mix it together and you get gray. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but gray.
Lilah ,'Destiny'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Nov 09, 2006 5:37:24 am PST #8960 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
brenda m - Nov 09, 2006 5:38:02 am PST #8961 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Well, it's no Festivus, but I'll take it.
Nora Deirdre - Nov 09, 2006 5:38:07 am PST #8962 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
hee, Xpost with tommyrot!
Nutty - Nov 09, 2006 5:39:28 am PST #8963 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
refer to "Malcolm the tenth" once.
Oh, this is so cute. Did this kid think he was the king of Scotland?
Which would put a weird spin on Idi Amin's Scottish jones, wouldn't it?
Ailleann - Nov 09, 2006 5:39:29 am PST #8964 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Everyone gets monkey-related paraphernalia forChristmanMonkey Ancestors Day.
I love the Dems!
tommyrot - Nov 09, 2006 5:39:47 am PST #8965 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Natter 48: Happy Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day!
brenda m - Nov 09, 2006 5:42:37 am PST #8966 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Did this kid think he was the king of Scotland?
For values of kid=fourth year psych major, possibly. Though actually, it came up during Black History Month because one of her other students was president of the League of Martin (black police officers' society).
Gudanov - Nov 09, 2006 6:12:19 am PST #8967 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
In the aftermath of the historic GOP losses Tuesday night, moderate Republicans quickly concluded that the party needs to be more moderate. Conservative Republicans declared that it should be more conservative. Main Street is angry at Wall Street, theo-cons are angry at neo-cons, and almost everyone is angry at President Bush and the GOP congressional leadership.
They just need a little more factional infighting and they'll be just like the Democratic party.
tommyrot - Nov 09, 2006 6:17:02 am PST #8968 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
They just need a little more factional infighting and they'll be just like the Democratic party.
They just need a lot more factional infighting and they'll be just like Thunderdome.
Lee - Nov 09, 2006 6:18:26 am PST #8969 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
My thoughts exactly, Gud.
In the midst of my politcal squeeing, I also have a sinking feeling that the Republicans are going to use it better than the Dems did, and have the advantage in 2008. Hope I'm wrong.