Natter 48: Happy Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day!

Did this kid think he was the king of Scotland?

For values of kid=fourth year psych major, possibly. Though actually, it came up during Black History Month because one of her other students was president of the League of Martin (black police officers' society).

In the aftermath of the historic GOP losses Tuesday night, moderate Republicans quickly concluded that the party needs to be more moderate. Conservative Republicans declared that it should be more conservative. Main Street is angry at Wall Street, theo-cons are angry at neo-cons, and almost everyone is angry at President Bush and the GOP congressional leadership.

They just need a little more factional infighting and they'll be just like the Democratic party.

They just need a little more factional infighting and they'll be just like the Democratic party.

They just need a lot more factional infighting and they'll be just like Thunderdome.

My thoughts exactly, Gud.

In the midst of my politcal squeeing, I also have a sinking feeling that the Republicans are going to use it better than the Dems did, and have the advantage in 2008. Hope I'm wrong.

Lee, I think a lot depends on what the Democrats do in the next 2 years. Go in acting like the grownups are now in charge (and yes, that's where I stole the phrase from), pass solid legislation. If that's the case, it may not even matter what the Republicans do in 2008.

To robots, people taste like bacon:

Researchers at NEC System technologies and Mie University have designed the cute little guy to the right: a metal man gastronomist, "an electromechanical sommelier", capable of identifying wines, cheeses, meats and hors d'oeuvres. Upon being given a sample, he will speak up in a childlike voice and identify what he has just been fed. The idea is that wineries can tell if a wine is authentic without even opening the bottle, amongst other more obscure uses...like "tell me what this strange grayish lump at the back of my freezer is/was."

But when some smart aleck reporter placed his hand in the robot's omnivorous clanking jaw, he was identified as bacon. A cameraman then tried and was identified as prosciutto.

Long pig!

I hope this is what happens, Fred Pete (and I actually do have hope, which is a strange and wonderful feeling), but the little voice of experience is a hard one to quell.

Lee, I think a lot depends on what the Democrats do in the next 2 years. Go in acting like the grownups are now in charge (and yes, that's where I stole the phrase from), pass solid legislation.

They can also set the Republicans up with popular legislation that will establish a voting record for 2008. An advantage of controlling the agenda. They have the minimum wage (will probably pass), not extending the Bush tax cuts for really high incomes, letting medicare negotiate drug prices, maybe trying to set up a program to make sure all kids have health care (that might be a tough one though), lots of stuff Republicans may oppose but will leave an ugly vote on their record. I don't think they will have to resort to BS issues like the flag burning amendment to pull it off.