We're so busy looking at election results that no one even cares about her divorce from Cheeto Federline.

After watching results and TDS/Colbert show at a neighborhood bar some friends & I went across the street to do a little election night celebratory karaoking. I did "Toxic" to celebrate Brit's happy day.

Rumors that Bolton is stepping down too...

Now you're just teasing me. We're all gonna be wearing leather pants soon.

I care. It's been a nice distraction. Plus, I LOVE Brit's new hair.

Can I just say that Britney's people are really smart? We're so busy looking at election results that no one even cares about her divorce from Cheeto Federline.

I read that they probably picked Tuesday because that would be after People's deadline....

I read that they probably picked Tuesday because that would be after People's deadline....

Heh. I read somewhere that People was scrambling to switch their cover photo to get it in. I suspect they'll hold the presses on this one.

I'm also a fan of Brit's new 'do.

Plus, I LOVE Brit's new hair.

It really is cute.

We interrupt the scheduled political happy dance to bring you this:

A dog to go with Tommyrot's Sphinx cats

We now return you to the political happy dance already in progress.

I stayed home from work today, because I stayed up too late waiting for returns. Of course I didn't tell my boss that.

I was chanting "schadenfreude, schadenfreude" to myself during Bush's speech. Hee!

Now, if only Clarence Thomas would have a stroke while being serviced by a hooker in some very public place, my world would be perfect.

Rumors that Bolton is stepping down too...

This really would make me lose my soul. I'm already starting to hum "Teddy Bear's Picnic" really creepily.