I stayed home from work today, because I stayed up too late waiting for returns. Of course I didn't tell my boss that.
I was chanting "schadenfreude, schadenfreude" to myself during Bush's speech. Hee!
Now, if only Clarence Thomas would have a stroke while being serviced by a hooker in some very public place, my world would be perfect.
Rumors that Bolton is stepping down too...
This really would make me lose my soul. I'm already starting to hum "Teddy Bear's Picnic" really creepily.
Now, if only Clarence Thomas would have a stroke while being serviced by a hooker in some very public place, my world would be perfect.
Antonin Scalia would be even better.
Breaking news: Dick Cheney Eaten by Sharks!!
OK, I made that one up....
Antonin Scalia would be even better.
As that would leave Thomas without someone to follow around and agree with, like that yippie dog in that cartoon or that hamster in that other online cartoon.
Clearly they just need to stroke out together!
Now, if only Clarence Thomas would have a stroke while being serviced by a hooker in some very public place, my world would be perfect.
Antonin Scalia would be even better.
Perhaps Thomas would have a stroke while being serviced by Scalia in some public place.
Ew.
Yeah... what if we got rid of the public place requirement in that case, would that make it any better?