Fred: So you don't worry that it's possible for someone to send out a biological or electronic trigger that effectively overrides your own sense of ideals and values and replaces them with an alternative coercive agenda that reduces you to a mindless meat puppet? Shopkeeper: Wow. People used to think that I was paranoid.

'Time Bomb'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - Nov 08, 2006 11:00:07 am PST #8761 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

We interrupt the scheduled political happy dance to bring you this:

A dog to go with Tommyrot's Sphinx cats

We now return you to the political happy dance already in progress.


quester - Nov 08, 2006 11:01:13 am PST #8762 of 10001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I stayed home from work today, because I stayed up too late waiting for returns. Of course I didn't tell my boss that.

I was chanting "schadenfreude, schadenfreude" to myself during Bush's speech. Hee!

Now, if only Clarence Thomas would have a stroke while being serviced by a hooker in some very public place, my world would be perfect.


Daisy Jane - Nov 08, 2006 11:05:13 am PST #8763 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Rumors that Bolton is stepping down too...

This really would make me lose my soul. I'm already starting to hum "Teddy Bear's Picnic" really creepily.


Fred Pete - Nov 08, 2006 11:05:13 am PST #8764 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Now, if only Clarence Thomas would have a stroke while being serviced by a hooker in some very public place, my world would be perfect.

Antonin Scalia would be even better.


tommyrot - Nov 08, 2006 11:05:33 am PST #8765 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Breaking news: Dick Cheney Eaten by Sharks!!

OK, I made that one up....


tommyrot - Nov 08, 2006 11:06:16 am PST #8766 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A dog to go with Tommyrot's Sphinx cats

Cute doggie....


Daisy Jane - Nov 08, 2006 11:06:54 am PST #8767 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Antonin Scalia would be even better.

As that would leave Thomas without someone to follow around and agree with, like that yippie dog in that cartoon or that hamster in that other online cartoon.


amych - Nov 08, 2006 11:07:54 am PST #8768 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Clearly they just need to stroke out together!


Daisy Jane - Nov 08, 2006 11:08:35 am PST #8769 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Ew.


Laura - Nov 08, 2006 11:09:19 am PST #8770 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Now, if only Clarence Thomas would have a stroke while being serviced by a hooker in some very public place, my world would be perfect.

Antonin Scalia would be even better.

Perhaps Thomas would have a stroke while being serviced by Scalia in some public place.