Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"

'Lessons'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Nov 08, 2006 8:33:42 am PST #8646 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Congress has its first Muslim member, and the freepers are freaking out.


Dana - Nov 08, 2006 8:37:54 am PST #8647 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I heard a little of the press conference in the car on my way home from lunch, and Bush was asked about the fact that last week, he said Rumsfeld would be around until Bush left the White House.

Bush basically said, "Oh, I wasn't going to make that announcement until after the election, so I had to lie to the reporters, obviously."


Aims - Nov 08, 2006 8:39:03 am PST #8648 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

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Motivational poster.


Frankenbuddha - Nov 08, 2006 8:39:32 am PST #8649 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Oh man, the craxy variations on craxy, from Kathy's link:

--As I said on a previous thread...I feels as if I am watching 9-11 again on my TV. Watching America be attacked from within and I am helpless watching. America...what have you done?

Yeah, welcome to my world, dittohead. I've been feeling this way since the impeachment.

I think I may just be optimistic enough to change my tagline soon.


Jesse - Nov 08, 2006 8:39:59 am PST #8650 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Congress has its first Muslim member, and the freepers are freaking out.

Oh my god, they're so crazy. If nothing else, seriously, when was the last time a first-term member of congress had any power to do ANYTHING?


erikaj - Nov 08, 2006 8:42:58 am PST #8651 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Oh, sometimes they find the good bathroom...


tommyrot - Nov 08, 2006 8:43:39 am PST #8652 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Supposedly Bush is gong to be moving towards the center.

Yeah, right... except he just said that he'd sign the minimum wage bill.

How 'bout that?


Laura - Nov 08, 2006 8:47:32 am PST #8653 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

I was in the car on my way to lunch when NPR made the announcement. Then watched some of the press conference while I gobbled my sandwich.

blah blah blah wasn't going to annouce Rumsfeld thing before election and look political blah blah blah really looking forward to doing great things the next 2 years with the new leadership blah blah blah don't worry Iraq we still will stay the course blah blah blah

Really, I hope that the dude totally works with the new congress to repair the damage done the last 6 years. I hope he retires with a legacy of non-partisan cooperation.

I'd also be delighted if they impeached his ass.

I'm just in such good humor today. It seems like 50 years ago that I was crying on my couch the morning after. I've waited so long for this day.


Daisy Jane - Nov 08, 2006 8:47:42 am PST #8654 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Mom just called me at work to let me know Rumsfield stepped down, she wanted to make sure I knew as soon as possible. I love my Mom.

Mr. Jane did this too. I love him.

I think my desire to say "IN YOUR FACE!!!" comes from living in Texas where for the past 4 years I've been a terrorist loving, heathen freak. So yeah, I do at least want to cock an eyebrow at them.


bon bon - Nov 08, 2006 8:47:55 am PST #8655 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Bob is watching the press conference from home and emailing me about it. He writes, in part:

(Another Daily Show moment: Bush asked, "Do you think I'm crazy? Do you think I've lost all of my sensibilitiies as a result of my hard work on this campaign?" He then LAUGHED LIKE A MANIAC and answered (himself), "maybe.")