Anya, the Shopkeepers of America called. They wanted me to tell you that 'please go' just got replaced with 'have a nice day.'

Xander ,'Selfless'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Nov 08, 2006 4:59:18 am PST #8480 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I just like the imagery of this Salon article:

And on the other side of the Capitol from Dole, the scene at the shared headquarters of the Republican National Committee and the National Republican Congressional Committee wasn't just glum, it was desolate. The Republicans had set up a small stable of folding tables in the lobby of their building. A half-dozen reporters crowded around laptops, watching a television that had been propped up on a windowsill. A discarded cardboard box, half-full of unused pamphlets extolling the virtues of Virginia Sen. George Allen, kept a door propped open. The press was left with little more than a soda machine in the basement. "Is there a coke machine, or any way there is caffeine in this building?" one reporter asked the security guard sitting at the front desk. The reporter then speculated aloud as to why the GOP had made it so hard for the press to get substance or color from their party on election night. "You get the feeling they don't really want us here, don't you?"


Laura - Nov 08, 2006 5:04:31 am PST #8481 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

I am personally grateful that all eyes are on Montana and Virginia instead of Florida for a change. I have more confidence that they will get it right in the end.


shrift - Nov 08, 2006 5:04:47 am PST #8482 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Today I succeeded in ingesting my coffee rather than wearing it, although I think going to bed at a decent hour instead of refreshing CNN until the wee hours might have worked better.


Fred Pete - Nov 08, 2006 5:07:26 am PST #8483 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

unused pamphlets extolling the virtues of Virginia Sen. George Allen

How much paper do you need to say, "He hasn't committed murder. As far as we know"?


Tom Scola - Nov 08, 2006 5:10:55 am PST #8484 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

We probably won't know the results in Virginia until next month.

The loser can't ask for a recount until the election is certified, and it won't be certified until November 27.

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Steph L. - Nov 08, 2006 5:11:49 am PST #8485 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

tommyrot, remember your post yesterday about the blogger for Bush who was confident that the Repubs would win? tommyrot "Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People" Nov 7, 2006 12:57:19 pm PST

As for me, this is a great day to be a Republican - I've been talking big about how well we're going to do and my faith, shaken from time to time, never failed. Now it is to be put to the acid test - we shall know within 24 hours of this writing if I've been whistling past the graveyard, or have been realistic in my predictions. I'm standing by my words: the GOP gains seats in both Houses.

Well, today his blog starts with:

Mmmmmm; nummy, nummy crow! Best I ever tasted!

And then goes on to explain how the Democrats are actually fucked, because they'll HAVE to vote with the Repubs for tax cuts, etc., or else they'll be kicked out in 2008.

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Uh. Huh.


sarameg - Nov 08, 2006 5:16:32 am PST #8486 of 10001

We probably won't know the results in Virginia until next month.

Sounds familiar!

O'Malley and Cardin are claiming victory, but their opponents haven't conceded. Given the absentee ballots aren't counted until tomorrow, fair enough. But Ehrlich and Steele would have to be really, really lucky to pull it off. Really.


Frankenbuddha - Nov 08, 2006 5:16:43 am PST #8487 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

We probably won't know the results in Virginia until next month.

The loser can't ask for a recount until the election is certified, and it won't be certified until November 27.

Yes, but it will be huge if Webb is perceived as the initial winner. Perception has a way of dominating the discussion, although I suspect Allen is a big enough asshole to push the recount even if it's against him. A huge part of the problem with Florida in 2000 was that Bush managed to entrench himself as the perceived winner.


tommyrot - Nov 08, 2006 5:18:14 am PST #8488 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hee! Thanks, Teppy, you saved me the trouble of looking that up.

And just in case anyone wants to read more vile and insane right-wing ranting, check out Jesus' General: [link]

I think this demostrates pretty clearly that voting should be a privilege, NOT a right.

Ah, OK. And who gets to decide who gets the privilege? Oh, right, you do...

And if you scroll down, you'll see a freakish photo of Catherine Harris.


Cashmere - Nov 08, 2006 5:24:24 am PST #8489 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Looks like they've avoided a recount in Montana. Of course there will be a recount in Virginia.

I'm hoping this gives the FBI lots of time to investigate the shinanigans and voter intimidation that has been reportedly coming from the Allen campaign.

I'm already laying a sheet of plastic down in the living room for Bush's press conference this afternoon. If he uses the phrase "uniter" my head will explode. I just want ONE word of concession. I want some sign that he knows that he underestimated the American people.

I thought Ken Mehlman was going to swallow his own tongue on the Today Show when he told Matt Lauer the president was "looking forward to working with Nancy Pelosi." I'll bet he is, Ken. I'll bet he is.

I'm sure the press is avoiding Cheney, since he was wielding a gun yesterday. Nobody wants to be shot in the face.