Today I succeeded in ingesting my coffee rather than wearing it, although I think going to bed at a decent hour instead of refreshing CNN until the wee hours might have worked better.

unused pamphlets extolling the virtues of Virginia Sen. George Allen

How much paper do you need to say, "He hasn't committed murder. As far as we know"?

We probably won't know the results in Virginia until next month.

The loser can't ask for a recount until the election is certified, and it won't be certified until November 27.

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tommyrot, remember your post yesterday about the blogger for Bush who was confident that the Repubs would win? tommyrot "Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People" Nov 7, 2006 12:57:19 pm PST

As for me, this is a great day to be a Republican - I've been talking big about how well we're going to do and my faith, shaken from time to time, never failed. Now it is to be put to the acid test - we shall know within 24 hours of this writing if I've been whistling past the graveyard, or have been realistic in my predictions. I'm standing by my words: the GOP gains seats in both Houses.

Well, today his blog starts with:

Mmmmmm; nummy, nummy crow! Best I ever tasted!

And then goes on to explain how the Democrats are actually fucked, because they'll HAVE to vote with the Repubs for tax cuts, etc., or else they'll be kicked out in 2008.

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Uh. Huh.

We probably won't know the results in Virginia until next month.

Sounds familiar!

O'Malley and Cardin are claiming victory, but their opponents haven't conceded. Given the absentee ballots aren't counted until tomorrow, fair enough. But Ehrlich and Steele would have to be really, really lucky to pull it off. Really.

We probably won't know the results in Virginia until next month.

The loser can't ask for a recount until the election is certified, and it won't be certified until November 27.

Yes, but it will be huge if Webb is perceived as the initial winner. Perception has a way of dominating the discussion, although I suspect Allen is a big enough asshole to push the recount even if it's against him. A huge part of the problem with Florida in 2000 was that Bush managed to entrench himself as the perceived winner.

Hee! Thanks, Teppy, you saved me the trouble of looking that up.

And just in case anyone wants to read more vile and insane right-wing ranting, check out Jesus' General: [link]

I think this demostrates pretty clearly that voting should be a privilege, NOT a right.

Ah, OK. And who gets to decide who gets the privilege? Oh, right, you do...

And if you scroll down, you'll see a freakish photo of Catherine Harris.

Looks like they've avoided a recount in Montana. Of course there will be a recount in Virginia.

I'm hoping this gives the FBI lots of time to investigate the shinanigans and voter intimidation that has been reportedly coming from the Allen campaign.

I'm already laying a sheet of plastic down in the living room for Bush's press conference this afternoon. If he uses the phrase "uniter" my head will explode. I just want ONE word of concession. I want some sign that he knows that he underestimated the American people.

I thought Ken Mehlman was going to swallow his own tongue on the Today Show when he told Matt Lauer the president was "looking forward to working with Nancy Pelosi." I'll bet he is, Ken. I'll bet he is.

I'm sure the press is avoiding Cheney, since he was wielding a gun yesterday. Nobody wants to be shot in the face.

OK, this is from yesterday....

Moments ago on MSNBC, Chris Matthews asked former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R-TX) about what he would do to “stop” the 110th Congress from investigating the misdeeds of the 109th Congress and the administration. “My only answer to that,” DeLay replied, “is make my day.”

Maybe we should take him up on that offer....

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I want some sign that he knows that he underestimated the American people.

Well, maybe misunderestimated....