4) Make a public, tearful, "full" confession where you mostly talk about how you were making a cry for help, how important your family is to you, and how you are now so firmly entrenched in your recovery.

4a. Discover repressed memory of childhood abuse. Even better if it was at the hands of clergy.

Woot!!! Congrats msbelle and mac!!!!

Also go team schadenfreude!!!

Kitty preserver! [link]

Usually they tip over a couple of times when they first get them on (which in itself is hysterical) but they get used to them pretty quickly. Sometimes we are mean and just put them on to laugh at 'em. We got a witch Halloween costume for them for the same reason.

That sound I'm making? Is called repressed wheezing laughter.

I get my cats to chase things in circles until they get dizzy and fall over. I'm just as mean.

I get my cats to chase things in circles until they get dizzy and fall over. I'm just as mean.

We do this with Em.

Kitty preserver

Those are the exact ones we got. They were the only ones small enough to fit. It's a bitch to put them on though. Oh and the look on that cat's face? Pretty much what we get. Sheer kitty misery. Damn funny.

The Haloween costume was way over the top of funny. They were so miserable but it was so funny with the purple hat and cape. We we rolling on the floor.

It's all part of the gay liberal forced abortion cut and run conspiracy.

You forgot godless.

You forgot godless.

Well that goes without saying. Or something. Along with kicking God out of the classroom and the public square. And blowing up Christmas. And causing the baby Jesus to cry by not changing His diapers.

The real pity about the gay meth story is that it didn't come out early in the week in time to show up on The Daily Show.

His diapers made out of The American Flag OHNOES!!!1!