OK, trying to picture cats in lifejackets. Dawn, I think we might need pictures of that. because. Cats. in. lifejackets.Please! My mental picture is cracking me up.
And good for you making sure they are safe. Just? Cats. In. Lifejackets. It's funny.
No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.
Early ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Cass - Nov 03, 2006 10:58:39 am PST #7214 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
tommyrot - Nov 03, 2006 10:59:14 am PST #7215 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So is "they" the liberal mass media, or the cabal of meth-dealing gay prostitutes who lured this innocent pastor into their evil evil ways?
Um... both. It's all part of the gay liberal forced abortion cut and run conspiracy.
Vortex - Nov 03, 2006 10:59:22 am PST #7216 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
4) Make a public, tearful, "full" confession where you mostly talk about how you were making a cry for help, how important your family is to you, and how you are now so firmly entrenched in your recovery.
4a. Discover repressed memory of childhood abuse. Even better if it was at the hands of clergy.
Frankenbuddha - Nov 03, 2006 11:00:52 am PST #7217 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Woot!!! Congrats msbelle and mac!!!!
Also go team schadenfreude!!!
Cass - Nov 03, 2006 11:01:21 am PST #7218 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Kitty preserver! [link]
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sarameg - Nov 03, 2006 11:06:07 am PST #7219 of 10001
Usually they tip over a couple of times when they first get them on (which in itself is hysterical) but they get used to them pretty quickly. Sometimes we are mean and just put them on to laugh at 'em. We got a witch Halloween costume for them for the same reason.
That sound I'm making? Is called repressed wheezing laughter.
I get my cats to chase things in circles until they get dizzy and fall over. I'm just as mean.
Aims - Nov 03, 2006 11:06:59 am PST #7220 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I get my cats to chase things in circles until they get dizzy and fall over. I'm just as mean.
We do this with Em.
DawnK - Nov 03, 2006 11:07:02 am PST #7221 of 10001
giraffe mode
Kitty preserver
Those are the exact ones we got. They were the only ones small enough to fit. It's a bitch to put them on though. Oh and the look on that cat's face? Pretty much what we get. Sheer kitty misery. Damn funny.
The Haloween costume was way over the top of funny. They were so miserable but it was so funny with the purple hat and cape. We we rolling on the floor.
Gudanov - Nov 03, 2006 11:07:57 am PST #7222 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
It's all part of the gay liberal forced abortion cut and run conspiracy.
You forgot godless.
tommyrot - Nov 03, 2006 11:10:32 am PST #7223 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You forgot godless.
Well that goes without saying. Or something. Along with kicking God out of the classroom and the public square. And blowing up Christmas. And causing the baby Jesus to cry by not changing His diapers.