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Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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Jessica - Nov 03, 2006 10:55:13 am PST #7210 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

They're just pouring it on the evangelicals.

So is "they" the liberal mass media, or the cabal of meth-dealing gay prostitutes who lured this innocent pastor into their evil evil ways?

Jesse - Nov 03, 2006 10:55:48 am PST #7211 of 10001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, trying to picture cats in lifejackets. Dawn, I think we might need pictures of that. because. Cats. in. lifejackets.

Seriously.

sarameg - Nov 03, 2006 10:57:38 am PST #7212 of 10001

Funny part is if you image google cats life jacket (vest) most of the images are small dogs. Maybe one cat, but the image is no longer there.

DawnK - Nov 03, 2006 10:57:45 am PST #7213 of 10001

giraffe mode

Cats. in. lifejackets

It's too damn funny for words. Usually they tip over a couple of times when they first get them on (which in itself is hysterical) but they get used to them pretty quickly. Sometimes we are mean and just put them on to laugh at 'em. We got a witch Halloween costume for them for the same reason. We are horrible cat parents.

Cass - Nov 03, 2006 10:58:39 am PST #7214 of 10001

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

OK, trying to picture cats in lifejackets. Dawn, I think we might need pictures of that. because. Cats. in. lifejackets.

Please! My mental picture is cracking me up.

And good for you making sure they are safe. Just? Cats. In. Lifejackets. It's funny.

tommyrot - Nov 03, 2006 10:59:14 am PST #7215 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So is "they" the liberal mass media, or the cabal of meth-dealing gay prostitutes who lured this innocent pastor into their evil evil ways?

Um... both. It's all part of the gay liberal forced abortion cut and run conspiracy.

Vortex - Nov 03, 2006 10:59:22 am PST #7216 of 10001

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

4) Make a public, tearful, "full" confession where you mostly talk about how you were making a cry for help, how important your family is to you, and how you are now so firmly entrenched in your recovery.

4a. Discover repressed memory of childhood abuse. Even better if it was at the hands of clergy.

Frankenbuddha - Nov 03, 2006 11:00:52 am PST #7217 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Woot!!! Congrats msbelle and mac!!!!

Also go team schadenfreude!!!

Cass - Nov 03, 2006 11:01:21 am PST #7218 of 10001

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Kitty preserver! [link]

sarameg - Nov 03, 2006 11:06:07 am PST #7219 of 10001

Usually they tip over a couple of times when they first get them on (which in itself is hysterical) but they get used to them pretty quickly. Sometimes we are mean and just put them on to laugh at 'em. We got a witch Halloween costume for them for the same reason.

That sound I'm making? Is called repressed wheezing laughter.

I get my cats to chase things in circles until they get dizzy and fall over. I'm just as mean.

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