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Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Oct 31, 2006 6:20:48 am PST #6521 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Fuck I can't believe I'm getting flu. What the hell? I JUST got the shot.


Liese S. - Oct 31, 2006 6:21:23 am PST #6522 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

There's kerfuffle in my office because one of my coworkers is selling her OSU/Michigan football tickets for ONLY $500 a piece.

Ha! That's a good price! Go, Buckeyes!

their automated system must have someone monitoring calls,

Heh. I always talk to the automated systems, and to the hold music, on the basis that my call may be being recorded for training purposes. Deal with this, suckers! "Now, Trainee, what should you have said to this unbelievably irate customer?"


Vortex - Oct 31, 2006 6:21:44 am PST #6523 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I bought candy a few years ago, no one comes to the door in my neighborhood (apartments) I even told some kids that I had candy if they wanted to come up and they didnt' bother. oh, well.


Liese S. - Oct 31, 2006 6:22:09 am PST #6524 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

bon bon, maybe it's the mild strain of the flu you sometimes get along with the shot, and it will just blow right by you.


sarameg - Oct 31, 2006 6:24:51 am PST #6525 of 10001

Nah, they didn't really have an official plan. Still don't, as far as I know. But Australia is not really at risk. It's just the idea of Hubble crashing into Australia is extremely amusing to me. Not sure why.


tommyrot - Oct 31, 2006 6:26:13 am PST #6526 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Didn't parts of Skylab hit Australia? Or am I thinking of something else?


Dana - Oct 31, 2006 6:26:49 am PST #6527 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I hope no children come knocking on the door tonight, because it occurs to me that I have no candy at home.

You could give them porn.

Wait, no, that would probably get you arrested.


flea - Oct 31, 2006 6:28:06 am PST #6528 of 10001
information libertarian

Speaking of porn: policiticans write bad sex scenes, a quiz from Slate. [link]


msbelle - Oct 31, 2006 6:31:06 am PST #6529 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

bon. I should leave tonight at 6.


shrift - Oct 31, 2006 6:34:36 am PST #6530 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

We could give the kids apples, but I think that would be even worse than giving porn to poor, impressionable children.

I suppose the solution to this is to go to the grocery store on the way home from work. Candy for the children, beer for me, and should the children prove hypothetical, it's not like the candy will go to waste.