Ah, good times, good times. SUCH a fun trip....
Oh, man. YES!
YES!
I think...
TOTALLY. Man, that was a fun trip. And Lee? If we go to the Castro this weekend, I'm putting a GPS tracker on you.
Happy birthday Brenda!!!
Happy belated to Kate P and RLiz!
Rewatched Eddie Izzard's "Dressed to Circle" (the one entirely in French) the other night - still fucking funny.
Rewatched Eddie Izzard's "Dressed to Circle" (the one entirely in French) the other night - still fucking funny.
It's the Darth Vader at the Death Star cafeteria -- in French -- that makes me lose it every time.
It's quite funny if you enjoy random song lyrics and angry screeds. Which I do!
I'll have to check that out....
I have a sock monkey.
I'm #1! I'm #1!! Uh, of course, I'm number one because I'm the biggest user of our primary tool here at work. I use it 3x more than the second place user. Which is a bit horrifying actually. Like seeing post counts.
I hate that. Also, "Workin' hard or hardly workin'?" I will throw my Swingline at you.
It's not like I'm looking for brilliant discourse at the office, but I wish people would stick to "caveman vs. astronaut" levels and stop commenting on things someone with the IQ of a plant would notice.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRENDA!
HAPPY BELATED, KATE P. AND RLIZ!
And that's all the asscaps I got.
"Workin' hard or hardly workin'?"
The one that irritated me more than anything was when I worked at a grocery store in high school. For some reason, when a customer's total came out a round number (like 16.00) or some other weird number, like 1776 they would say "Bet you couldn't do that again if you tried!". Except, I could do it again, if I tried. I could ring up the exact same items.
And that's all the asscaps I got.
Not to fear - there's an asscap train commin' 'round the mountain....
(No, I don't know what that means. Just feeling surreal today.)
For some reason, when a customer's total came out a round number (like 16.00) or some other weird number, like 1776 they would say "Bet you couldn't do that again if you tried!".
Yeah, I got endless endless endless rounds of "to the dollar exactly? like, no change at all? how often does
that
happen?!" when I was working retail. I developed a perfectly deadpan "roughly one time in a hundred."
Hubby's least favorite thing was when people would say "Oh, it must be free!" when there's no price tag on something.