And that's all the asscaps I got.
Not to fear - there's an asscap train commin' 'round the mountain....
(No, I don't know what that means. Just feeling surreal today.)
River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.
'Safe'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Oct 25, 2006 6:49:08 am PDT #5522 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
amych - Oct 25, 2006 6:55:20 am PDT #5523 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
For some reason, when a customer's total came out a round number (like 16.00) or some other weird number, like 1776 they would say "Bet you couldn't do that again if you tried!".
Yeah, I got endless endless endless rounds of "to the dollar exactly? like, no change at all? how often does that happen?!" when I was working retail. I developed a perfectly deadpan "roughly one time in a hundred."
Connie Neil - Oct 25, 2006 6:56:18 am PDT #5524 of 10001
brillig
Hubby's least favorite thing was when people would say "Oh, it must be free!" when there's no price tag on something.
Ginger - Oct 25, 2006 7:01:58 am PDT #5525 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
My least favorite was "Keeping busy?", particularly in jobs in which I was working 12 hours a day.
Daisy Jane - Oct 25, 2006 7:04:13 am PDT #5526 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Seriously. Swingline to the temple gets the message across.
Also hate? When I answer the phone "Placeofbusiness, this is Daisy?" and get "Yeah, hi. How are you doing?" I'd be much better if you'd get to the point.
-t - Oct 25, 2006 7:14:48 am PDT #5527 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Happy birthday, brenda!
tommyrot - Oct 25, 2006 7:15:56 am PDT #5528 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Also hate? When I answer the phone "Placeofbusiness, this is Daisy?" and get "Yeah, hi. How are you doing?"
You could say, "Still disposing the body...."
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 25, 2006 7:16:46 am PDT #5529 of 10001
Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!
Happy Birthday Brenda!
I found out this morning that Elvira, Mistress of the Dark will be the grand marshal at a racing event in Memphis this weekend. Yes people, the end is truly nigh, as NASCAR has discovered a promotion that is seriously tempting me to spend $50 to watch auto racing.
ChiKat - Oct 25, 2006 7:32:04 am PDT #5530 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Happy Birthday, Brenda!!!!
AirstreamNA - Oct 25, 2006 7:35:11 am PDT #5531 of 10001
When you're racing - it's life. Anything that comes before or after is just waiting.
I found out this morning that Elvira, Mistress of the Dark will be the grand marshal at a racing event in Memphis this weekend. Yes people, the end is truly nigh, as NASCAR has discovered a promotion that is seriously tempting me to spend $50 to watch auto racing.
Be careful, Matt. The NASCAR crowd is an entirely different world.
Oooo. Cass, I just noticed on the entry list for the event that Montoya will be racing. Almost, makes me wanna go too. I'll have to see if I can manage special passes.