And that's all the asscaps I got.
Not to fear - there's an asscap train commin' 'round the mountain....
(No, I don't know what that means. Just feeling surreal today.)
Congratulations to the class of 1999. You all proved more or less adequate.
Snyder ,'Chosen'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Oct 25, 2006 6:49:08 am PDT #5522 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
amych - Oct 25, 2006 6:55:20 am PDT #5523 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
For some reason, when a customer's total came out a round number (like 16.00) or some other weird number, like 1776 they would say "Bet you couldn't do that again if you tried!".
Yeah, I got endless endless endless rounds of "to the dollar exactly? like, no change at all? how often does that happen?!" when I was working retail. I developed a perfectly deadpan "roughly one time in a hundred."
Connie Neil - Oct 25, 2006 6:56:18 am PDT #5524 of 10001
brillig
Hubby's least favorite thing was when people would say "Oh, it must be free!" when there's no price tag on something.
Ginger - Oct 25, 2006 7:01:58 am PDT #5525 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
My least favorite was "Keeping busy?", particularly in jobs in which I was working 12 hours a day.
Daisy Jane - Oct 25, 2006 7:04:13 am PDT #5526 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Seriously. Swingline to the temple gets the message across.
Also hate? When I answer the phone "Placeofbusiness, this is Daisy?" and get "Yeah, hi. How are you doing?" I'd be much better if you'd get to the point.
-t - Oct 25, 2006 7:14:48 am PDT #5527 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Happy birthday, brenda!
tommyrot - Oct 25, 2006 7:15:56 am PDT #5528 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Also hate? When I answer the phone "Placeofbusiness, this is Daisy?" and get "Yeah, hi. How are you doing?"
You could say, "Still disposing the body...."
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 25, 2006 7:16:46 am PDT #5529 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Happy Birthday Brenda!
I found out this morning that Elvira, Mistress of the Dark will be the grand marshal at a racing event in Memphis this weekend. Yes people, the end is truly nigh, as NASCAR has discovered a promotion that is seriously tempting me to spend $50 to watch auto racing.
ChiKat - Oct 25, 2006 7:32:04 am PDT #5530 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Happy Birthday, Brenda!!!!
AirstreamNA - Oct 25, 2006 7:35:11 am PDT #5531 of 10001
When you're racing - it's life. Anything that comes before or after is just waiting.
I found out this morning that Elvira, Mistress of the Dark will be the grand marshal at a racing event in Memphis this weekend. Yes people, the end is truly nigh, as NASCAR has discovered a promotion that is seriously tempting me to spend $50 to watch auto racing.
Be careful, Matt. The NASCAR crowd is an entirely different world.
Oooo. Cass, I just noticed on the entry list for the event that Montoya will be racing. Almost, makes me wanna go too. I'll have to see if I can manage special passes.