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Sophia Brooks - Oct 25, 2006 6:48:36 am PDT #5521 of 10001

Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

"Workin' hard or hardly workin'?"

The one that irritated me more than anything was when I worked at a grocery store in high school. For some reason, when a customer's total came out a round number (like 16.00) or some other weird number, like 1776 they would say "Bet you couldn't do that again if you tried!". Except, I could do it again, if I tried. I could ring up the exact same items.

tommyrot - Oct 25, 2006 6:49:08 am PDT #5522 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And that's all the asscaps I got.

Not to fear - there's an asscap train commin' 'round the mountain....

(No, I don't know what that means. Just feeling surreal today.)

amych - Oct 25, 2006 6:55:20 am PDT #5523 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

For some reason, when a customer's total came out a round number (like 16.00) or some other weird number, like 1776 they would say "Bet you couldn't do that again if you tried!".

Yeah, I got endless endless endless rounds of "to the dollar exactly? like, no change at all? how often does that happen?!" when I was working retail. I developed a perfectly deadpan "roughly one time in a hundred."

Connie Neil - Oct 25, 2006 6:56:18 am PDT #5524 of 10001

brillig

Hubby's least favorite thing was when people would say "Oh, it must be free!" when there's no price tag on something.

Ginger - Oct 25, 2006 7:01:58 am PDT #5525 of 10001

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

My least favorite was "Keeping busy?", particularly in jobs in which I was working 12 hours a day.

Daisy Jane - Oct 25, 2006 7:04:13 am PDT #5526 of 10001

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Seriously. Swingline to the temple gets the message across.

Also hate? When I answer the phone "Placeofbusiness, this is Daisy?" and get "Yeah, hi. How are you doing?" I'd be much better if you'd get to the point.

-t - Oct 25, 2006 7:14:48 am PDT #5527 of 10001

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Happy birthday, brenda!

tommyrot - Oct 25, 2006 7:15:56 am PDT #5528 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Also hate? When I answer the phone "Placeofbusiness, this is Daisy?" and get "Yeah, hi. How are you doing?"

You could say, "Still disposing the body...."

Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 25, 2006 7:16:46 am PDT #5529 of 10001

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Happy Birthday Brenda!

I found out this morning that Elvira, Mistress of the Dark will be the grand marshal at a racing event in Memphis this weekend. Yes people, the end is truly nigh, as NASCAR has discovered a promotion that is seriously tempting me to spend $50 to watch auto racing.

ChiKat - Oct 25, 2006 7:32:04 am PDT #5530 of 10001

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Happy Birthday, Brenda!!!!

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