The sad thing is that I know the actual answer, which is that Absorbine original is for horses, and Jr. is for humans.
Now can you tell my why Aspercreme doesn't actually contain aspirin?
Spike: I'm not a monster. Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make monster movies about them! Spike: Well, yeah. Got me there.
'Dirty Girls'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Oct 17, 2006 11:09:26 am PDT #4045 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Steph L. - Oct 17, 2006 11:11:05 am PDT #4046 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
And more Best Of Buff Diving:
victor: I remember when fanfic was painted on rocks in the blood of a mastodon.
Man, you should have read the Grog/Urk-Son-of-Bearkiller slash.
PMM: Grog/Urk were totally OTP.
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Jilli:
I look like I escaped from a Tim Burton movie, so I'm quite pleased.
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Allyson: Hm. Can we maybe do that Amazon thing where we can make recommendations? Like, "if you like posts by Rio, you may also like posts by msbelle."
Similarly, "if you have Allyson blocked, you may also want to block Kat."
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Jesse: Ann Landers died. Huh.
Madrigal: And somewhere Dear Abby is bellowing triumphantly, "In the end, there can only be one! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!"
Atropa - Oct 17, 2006 11:13:02 am PDT #4047 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I look like I escaped from a Tim Burton movie, so I'm quite pleased.
This? True today, too.
Aims - Oct 17, 2006 11:13:34 am PDT #4048 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Is there a day that isn't true?
Atropa - Oct 17, 2006 11:18:20 am PDT #4049 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Is there a day that isn't true?
...
Not once I leave the house. There are days when I'm doing chores so I'm not be-frilled and petticoat-ed up, but am running around in stripy socks and bloomers and some sort of spooky t-shirt. So not *quite* Tim Burton all the time.
I have no motivation again. Someone remind me that I really should be getting on with editing work, instead of procrastinating?
Toddson - Oct 17, 2006 11:20:04 am PDT #4050 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Allyson, in regard to:
I think he loves you more than me already. You got a moon, I got my face ripped off. Who do you really think holds more influence?
This is TIM. He specializes in injuring or killing off those he really loves.
§ ita § - Oct 17, 2006 11:30:41 am PDT #4051 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I know! His relationship with me is so distant, yet with Allyson--hands on.
Or, you know, off.
P.M. Marc - Oct 17, 2006 11:31:46 am PDT #4052 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Now can you tell my why Aspercreme doesn't actually contain aspirin?
Sadly, that one's one of life's eternal mysteries.
Trudy Booth - Oct 17, 2006 11:37:21 am PDT #4053 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I always figured it was along the lines of "It feels like rubbing asprin directly on the ouchy-- if that actually worked."
But Grape Nuts are beyond me.
P.M. Marc - Oct 17, 2006 11:41:19 am PDT #4054 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I always figured it was along the lines of "It feels like rubbing asprin directly on the ouchy-- if that actually worked."
Well, it's a salicylate, so it's in the same sort of general *family* as aspirin.