And more Best Of Buff Diving:
victor:
I remember when fanfic was painted on rocks in the blood of a mastodon.
Man, you should have read the Grog/Urk-Son-of-Bearkiller slash.
PMM:
Grog/Urk were totally OTP.
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Jilli:
I look like I escaped from a Tim Burton movie, so I'm quite pleased.
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Allyson:
Hm. Can we maybe do that Amazon thing where we can make recommendations? Like, "if you like posts by Rio, you may also like posts by msbelle."
Similarly, "if you have Allyson blocked, you may also want to block Kat."
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Jesse:
Ann Landers died. Huh.
Madrigal:
And somewhere Dear Abby is bellowing triumphantly, "In the end, there can only be one! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!"
Is there a day that isn't true?
Is there a day that isn't true?
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Not once I leave the house. There are days when I'm doing chores so I'm not be-frilled and petticoat-ed up, but am running around in stripy socks and bloomers and some sort of spooky t-shirt. So not *quite* Tim Burton all the time.
I have no motivation again. Someone remind me that I really should be getting on with editing work, instead of procrastinating?
Allyson, in regard to:
I think he loves you more than me already. You got a moon, I got my face ripped off. Who do you really think holds more influence?
This is TIM. He specializes in injuring or killing off those he really loves.
I know! His relationship with me is so distant, yet with Allyson--hands on.
Or, you know, off.
Now can you tell my why Aspercreme doesn't actually contain aspirin?
Sadly, that one's one of life's eternal mysteries.
I always figured it was along the lines of "It feels like rubbing asprin directly on the ouchy-- if that actually worked."
But Grape Nuts are beyond me.
I always figured it was along the lines of "It feels like rubbing asprin directly on the ouchy-- if that actually worked."
Well, it's a salicylate, so it's in the same sort of general *family* as aspirin.
And actually, when I typed that, I was really thinking about AsperGUM, which my grandmother used to give me when I had a headache.