Now can you tell my why Aspercreme doesn't actually contain aspirin?
Sadly, that one's one of life's eternal mysteries.
I wanna die in bed surrounded by fat grandchildren, but guess that's off the menu.
Jenny ,'Bring On The Night'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
P.M. Marc - Oct 17, 2006 11:31:46 am PDT #4052 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Trudy Booth - Oct 17, 2006 11:37:21 am PDT #4053 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I always figured it was along the lines of "It feels like rubbing asprin directly on the ouchy-- if that actually worked."
But Grape Nuts are beyond me.
P.M. Marc - Oct 17, 2006 11:41:19 am PDT #4054 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I always figured it was along the lines of "It feels like rubbing asprin directly on the ouchy-- if that actually worked."
Well, it's a salicylate, so it's in the same sort of general *family* as aspirin.
Jesse - Oct 17, 2006 11:46:23 am PDT #4055 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
And actually, when I typed that, I was really thinking about AsperGUM, which my grandmother used to give me when I had a headache.
Topic!Cindy - Oct 17, 2006 11:51:36 am PDT #4056 of 10001
What is even happening?
Jesse - Oct 17, 2006 11:53:50 am PDT #4057 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
A-HA! Man, my childhood memories are very confused.
Topic!Cindy - Oct 17, 2006 11:54:20 am PDT #4058 of 10001
What is even happening?
That's because they had you so drugged up.
Jesse - Oct 17, 2006 11:55:04 am PDT #4059 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Apparently.
tommyrot - Oct 17, 2006 12:02:45 pm PDT #4060 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Happy Dictionary Day!
shrift - Oct 17, 2006 12:06:36 pm PDT #4061 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Part of my job is to do data entry in legacy software developed in 1987. I keep waiting for the screen that tells me:
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.