I always wonder how difficult it must be to be so willfully ignorant.
Corwood's doctor doesn't exist. See, Allyson--it's not that hard.
Jesse, if you really loved me, you'd bankroll my modest lifestyle.
Mal: You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you here looking at me like I owe him something? Jayne: Wishing I could, Captain.
'Jaynestown'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Oct 17, 2006 9:07:01 am PDT #4010 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Topic!Cindy - Oct 17, 2006 9:08:03 am PDT #4011 of 10001
What is even happening?
Aw, you made me miss Narrator. She's been too scarce.
Jesse - Oct 17, 2006 9:08:36 am PDT #4012 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Jesse, if you really loved me, you'd bankroll my modest lifestyle.
I keep saying that to other people, and it hasn't worked for me yet! You're barking up the wrong tree, my friend. I'm sure there are people way richer than me way closer to you.
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 17, 2006 9:09:26 am PDT #4013 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Don't most people who get their lifestyles bankrolled for them have to opt for the immodest variety?
§ ita § - Oct 17, 2006 9:10:18 am PDT #4014 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm sure there are people way richer than me way closer to you.
Allyson, can you put a word in for me with Tim? I won't even need a pony.
Hayden - Oct 17, 2006 9:11:06 am PDT #4015 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
Hey, Daisy Jane!
Yeah, that guy's a bozo. I just called my regular PCP to ask that they not refer me to him in the future. I know I live in Texas, but this is Austin, dammit. I left Alabama to get away from guys like that.
Allyson - Oct 17, 2006 9:18:57 am PDT #4016 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
You've got enough gas to get home?
I've got enough to get to the gas station. All good.
Yay, note tackling!
I was just telling a friend that my self esteem has not improved despite the accomplishment. The mind is a goopy mess.
Allyson, can you put a word in for me with Tim?
I think he loves you more than me already. You got a moon, I got my face ripped off. Who do you really think holds more influence?
Topic!Cindy - Oct 17, 2006 9:23:02 am PDT #4017 of 10001
What is even happening?
I was just telling a friend that my self esteem has not improved despite the accomplishment. The mind is a goopy mess.
Your self-esteem must be Republican, and therefore not reality based.
sarameg - Oct 17, 2006 9:37:04 am PDT #4018 of 10001
Jesse, if you really loved me, you'd bankroll my modest lifestyle.
I've been trying to get her to do this for ages. I even throw in washing her dishes and cleaning, but nooooo.....
tommyrot - Oct 17, 2006 9:46:47 am PDT #4019 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Um... huh?
In an interview with the editorial board of the Bucks County Courier Times, embattled Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum has equated the war in Iraq with J.R.R. Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings." According to the paper, Santorum said that the United States has avoided terrorist attacks at home over the past five years because the "Eye of Mordor" has been focused on Iraq instead.
"As the hobbits are going up Mount Doom, the Eye of Mordor is being drawn somewhere else," Santorum said. "It's being drawn to Iraq and it's not being drawn to the U.S. You know what? I want to keep it on Iraq. I don't want the Eye to come back here to the United States."
And no, this is not from The Onion.