Don't most people who get their lifestyles bankrolled for them have to opt for the immodest variety?
Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.
'Beneath You'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 17, 2006 9:09:26 am PDT #4013 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
§ ita § - Oct 17, 2006 9:10:18 am PDT #4014 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm sure there are people way richer than me way closer to you.
Allyson, can you put a word in for me with Tim? I won't even need a pony.
Hayden - Oct 17, 2006 9:11:06 am PDT #4015 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
Hey, Daisy Jane!
Yeah, that guy's a bozo. I just called my regular PCP to ask that they not refer me to him in the future. I know I live in Texas, but this is Austin, dammit. I left Alabama to get away from guys like that.
Allyson - Oct 17, 2006 9:18:57 am PDT #4016 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
You've got enough gas to get home?
I've got enough to get to the gas station. All good.
Yay, note tackling!
I was just telling a friend that my self esteem has not improved despite the accomplishment. The mind is a goopy mess.
Allyson, can you put a word in for me with Tim?
I think he loves you more than me already. You got a moon, I got my face ripped off. Who do you really think holds more influence?
Topic!Cindy - Oct 17, 2006 9:23:02 am PDT #4017 of 10001
What is even happening?
I was just telling a friend that my self esteem has not improved despite the accomplishment. The mind is a goopy mess.
Your self-esteem must be Republican, and therefore not reality based.
sarameg - Oct 17, 2006 9:37:04 am PDT #4018 of 10001
Jesse, if you really loved me, you'd bankroll my modest lifestyle.
I've been trying to get her to do this for ages. I even throw in washing her dishes and cleaning, but nooooo.....
tommyrot - Oct 17, 2006 9:46:47 am PDT #4019 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Um... huh?
In an interview with the editorial board of the Bucks County Courier Times, embattled Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum has equated the war in Iraq with J.R.R. Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings." According to the paper, Santorum said that the United States has avoided terrorist attacks at home over the past five years because the "Eye of Mordor" has been focused on Iraq instead.
"As the hobbits are going up Mount Doom, the Eye of Mordor is being drawn somewhere else," Santorum said. "It's being drawn to Iraq and it's not being drawn to the U.S. You know what? I want to keep it on Iraq. I don't want the Eye to come back here to the United States."
And no, this is not from The Onion.
Daisy Jane - Oct 17, 2006 10:05:00 am PDT #4020 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I don't know whether to die laughing or just die. Seriously, Ricky? You want us to picture America as Frodo and Sam? Really?
tommyrot - Oct 17, 2006 10:05:38 am PDT #4021 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Article that argues the the early deployment of the carrier USS Dwight D. Eisenhower does not mean we're gonna attack Iran sometime towards the end of October. I think the author makes a fairly-convincing argument, but not 100% so.
Steph L. - Oct 17, 2006 10:08:30 am PDT #4022 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Just how BAD does Santorum's opponent have to be, given that Santorum keeps getting re-elected? I'm picturing his opponent as an actual *goat,* or something.
Otherwise, I can't figure how he keeps getting re-elected.