Zoe: Is there any way I'm gonna get out of this with honor and dignity? Wash: You're pretty much down to ritual suicide, lambie-toes.

'War Stories'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - Oct 16, 2006 11:23:34 am PDT #3856 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Oh well. Maybe tomorrow or Wednesday or when you come back to CA.


shrift - Oct 16, 2006 11:23:42 am PDT #3857 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

If they did mean the same thing, would this be something handled by Human Resources?

They'd need to be notified at some point, I suspect, after someone contacted janitorial services to clean up the accursed seals and arterial blood spatter.


tommyrot - Oct 16, 2006 11:27:05 am PDT #3858 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

They'd need to be notified at some point, I suspect, after someone contacted janitorial services to clean up the accursed seals and arterial blood spatter.

But what corporate department would perform the actual execution?

I think the job should be done by the accounting dept. Just to make accounting cooler.


Cass - Oct 16, 2006 11:31:59 am PDT #3859 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I have an ongoing stout & ice cream argument going on, and it's nice to have some ammunition for my side.
Are there people who do not know it is delicious? Wrongheaded...

Lee, Nicole has a prezzie for you from me. Tossed it in her luggage myself. It's not Puppycat .


shrift - Oct 16, 2006 11:32:36 am PDT #3860 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I think there ought to be some ninja notary publics floating around to do the deed.


Vortex - Oct 16, 2006 11:35:50 am PDT #3861 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

If they did mean the same thing, would this be something handled by Human Resources?

They'd need to be notified at some point, I suspect, after someone contacted janitorial services to clean up the accursed seals and arterial blood spatter.

yeah, but I doubt that they called in HUMAN Resources at W&H. Probably more like "Asset Management"


tommyrot - Oct 16, 2006 11:37:35 am PDT #3862 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think there ought to be some ninja notary publics floating around to do the deed.

Ooh, that would work out really well. Because they could have ninja weapons that look like the notary public seal: [link]


Toddson - Oct 16, 2006 11:39:01 am PDT #3863 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Actually, if you made the seal out of metal and gave it sharp edges, it'd make a nice (whatever those thingies with sharp edges they throw are called).


tommyrot - Oct 16, 2006 11:40:10 am PDT #3864 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Throwing star?


tommyrot - Oct 16, 2006 11:44:03 am PDT #3865 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Good news:

Your search - "ninja notary public" - did not match any documents.

Your search - "notary public ninja" - did not match any documents.

Which means the idea is ripe for exploiting....