And the thing is, I like my evil like I like my men: evil. You know, straight up, black hat, tied to the train tracks, soon my electro-ray will destroy metropolis BAD.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cass - Oct 16, 2006 11:31:59 am PDT #3859 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I have an ongoing stout & ice cream argument going on, and it's nice to have some ammunition for my side.
Are there people who do not know it is delicious? Wrongheaded...

Lee, Nicole has a prezzie for you from me. Tossed it in her luggage myself. It's not Puppycat .


shrift - Oct 16, 2006 11:32:36 am PDT #3860 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I think there ought to be some ninja notary publics floating around to do the deed.


Vortex - Oct 16, 2006 11:35:50 am PDT #3861 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

If they did mean the same thing, would this be something handled by Human Resources?

They'd need to be notified at some point, I suspect, after someone contacted janitorial services to clean up the accursed seals and arterial blood spatter.

yeah, but I doubt that they called in HUMAN Resources at W&H. Probably more like "Asset Management"


tommyrot - Oct 16, 2006 11:37:35 am PDT #3862 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think there ought to be some ninja notary publics floating around to do the deed.

Ooh, that would work out really well. Because they could have ninja weapons that look like the notary public seal: [link]


Toddson - Oct 16, 2006 11:39:01 am PDT #3863 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Actually, if you made the seal out of metal and gave it sharp edges, it'd make a nice (whatever those thingies with sharp edges they throw are called).


tommyrot - Oct 16, 2006 11:40:10 am PDT #3864 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Throwing star?


tommyrot - Oct 16, 2006 11:44:03 am PDT #3865 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Good news:

Your search - "ninja notary public" - did not match any documents.

Your search - "notary public ninja" - did not match any documents.

Which means the idea is ripe for exploiting....


shrift - Oct 16, 2006 11:46:51 am PDT #3866 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Well, sharpen my shurikens, perhaps I've hit upon a new career.


tommyrot - Oct 16, 2006 11:51:37 am PDT #3867 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What would a notary ninja wear? Business attire? Ninja outfit? Something combining elements of both?

Maybe a pinstriped ninja outfit with a tie.


bon bon - Oct 16, 2006 11:57:15 am PDT #3868 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I don't know why, but Smirnoff's whole "tea party gangsta" campaign gave me whole minutes of entertainment: [link]

Mostly for the "Martha's Vineyard-- MV-- Holla!"