I think there ought to be some ninja notary publics floating around to do the deed.
Ooh, that would work out really well. Because they could have ninja weapons that look like the notary public seal: [link]
Wash: Don't fall asleep now. Sleepiness is weakness of character. Ask anyone. You're acting captain. Know what happens you fall asleep now? Zoe: Jayne slits my throat, and takes over. Wash: That's right. Zoe: And we can't stop it.
'Shindig'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Oct 16, 2006 11:37:35 am PDT #3862 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Toddson - Oct 16, 2006 11:39:01 am PDT #3863 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Actually, if you made the seal out of metal and gave it sharp edges, it'd make a nice (whatever those thingies with sharp edges they throw are called).
tommyrot - Oct 16, 2006 11:40:10 am PDT #3864 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Throwing star?
tommyrot - Oct 16, 2006 11:44:03 am PDT #3865 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Good news:
Your search - "ninja notary public" - did not match any documents.
Your search - "notary public ninja" - did not match any documents.
Which means the idea is ripe for exploiting....
shrift - Oct 16, 2006 11:46:51 am PDT #3866 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Well, sharpen my shurikens, perhaps I've hit upon a new career.
tommyrot - Oct 16, 2006 11:51:37 am PDT #3867 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
What would a notary ninja wear? Business attire? Ninja outfit? Something combining elements of both?
Maybe a pinstriped ninja outfit with a tie.
bon bon - Oct 16, 2006 11:57:15 am PDT #3868 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I don't know why, but Smirnoff's whole "tea party gangsta" campaign gave me whole minutes of entertainment: [link]
Mostly for the "Martha's Vineyard-- MV-- Holla!"
Jesse - Oct 16, 2006 12:01:15 pm PDT #3869 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
It made me think how much funnier it would have been with Chris Parnell involved. My favorite white rapper!
Jessica - Oct 16, 2006 12:07:21 pm PDT #3870 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
tommyrot - Oct 16, 2006 12:08:57 pm PDT #3871 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Evanston High School has just let out. A fight broke out right in front of our building. The cops came.
This happens a lot.