Lorne: Snakes? Uh-huh. And they came out of your what? Okay. Okay, well, did they get up there themselves or is this part of a, you know, a thing? No, I'm not judging...Do we fight snakes? Angel: Only if they're giant. Or demons. Or giant demons. Are they giant demon snakes? Lorne: Well, unless this guy's 30 feet tall, I'm thinking they're of the garden variety.

'Lineage'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amych - Oct 11, 2006 5:08:49 am PDT #3045 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I think that they need to come up with a better word for it than "lockdown". . .

Too true -- from what my friends were saying, it's kind of the alert equivalent of a fire alarm (get everyone in order, out, and accounted for) rather than the firemen breaking down the doors with axes, but the name really strikes me as an artefact of the whole macho-paranoid security climate.


Jessica - Oct 11, 2006 5:11:35 am PDT #3046 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Now WTOP is saying NINE schools are locked down. And I don't know if it's changed, or if I just misread it the first time.


Jesse - Oct 11, 2006 5:11:46 am PDT #3047 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

They could call it everyone stay in your room time.


lisah - Oct 11, 2006 5:12:01 am PDT #3048 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I *just* realized why one of the tech's at the vet's office looks so familiar: she bears a passing resemblence to Abby on NCIS. Same hair, coloring, personal style, chirpy warm personality.

Oh she's my favorite one!

Matt, I hope your dad's clot clears up soon. And that that's his last trip to the hospital for a good long time.

My co-worker brought in pumpkin whoopie pies that his wife the professional baker made. so so yummy. the filling has little bits of crystallized ginger.


tommyrot - Oct 11, 2006 5:12:17 am PDT #3049 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Meet Thumbelina, the world's smallest horse

Standing just 17 inches tall, she is never going to be a champion show-jumper.

In fact, the tiny mare is so small she would struggle to leap over a bucket.

But such things are of little concern for feisty Thumbelina who has just been officially recognised as the world's smallest horse.

The thing is 60 lbs. Kinda like a midsize dog.


Connie Neil - Oct 11, 2006 5:43:40 am PDT #3050 of 10001
brillig

How on earth do they find shoes for Thumbelina?

edit: Maybe they just twist some paperclips around to the right size.


bon bon - Oct 11, 2006 5:44:53 am PDT #3051 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

There's an opposite to the crystal-clear clarity state. It's when you get only five hours of sleep. I know it now.


Rick - Oct 11, 2006 5:50:27 am PDT #3052 of 10001

ION, jobs for philosophers came out today. Bob is on the market this year. It's weird thinking about moving to Philadelphia...or Birmingham...or West Virginia.

This is one of the strange things about academia. The good jobs are so sparse that you can’t decide where you want to live and then go find a job there. You can't even decide on a section of the country. In the year that you go on the job market there might be six good jobs open across the whole country. If you’re fourtunate enough to get a job offer, you’re going to move to one of those six random places, whether you want to live there or not. It’s a bit like opening to a random page in the Rand-McNally, pointing your finger, and hoping for the best.

Of course, once you win the Nobel prize you can move anywhere you want. I just keep the Rand-McNally by the phone, so I'm ready when Stockholm calls.


sarameg - Oct 11, 2006 5:52:40 am PDT #3053 of 10001

I had crystal-clear clarity at 5 am this morning. I knew with crystal-clear clarity that there was no way in hell I wanted to be awake at that moment.

Spent the next two hours fitfully sleeping and battling the cats for the bed.


esse - Oct 11, 2006 5:55:11 am PDT #3054 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

I suspect I've been sleeping a little too much the last couple days. I'm going to try running on no sleep and adrenaline for awhile.

I've been reading my LJ flist all day long. Skip=950, and I still didn't reach the last post I read. Damn.