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Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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Nutty - Oct 02, 2006 7:08:08 am PDT #1542 of 10001

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

"Kip Hawley is an Idiot"

Who is Kip Hawley? I presume he is famous enough in TSA circles to cause consternation, but to me, it was like getting pulled over for having a bumper sticker that says "Jeffrey Smith can eat my shorts." Unless Jeffrey Smith is a highway cop --?

Jessica - Oct 02, 2006 7:09:53 am PDT #1543 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Who is Kip Hawley?

TSA Director

§ ita § - Oct 02, 2006 7:10:44 am PDT #1544 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

After careful consideration, I would also like to be paid on the 13th. Everyone but sumi can stop working.

I was so full this morning from last night's dinner that I skipped first breakfast. Does that make sense? Being full from a meal that ended at 8pm almost 12 hours later?

tommyrot - Oct 02, 2006 7:15:11 am PDT #1545 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Freaky-ass aquatic creature: [link]

This giant deep-sea isopod is an example of an animal that has evolved to a much larger size in deeper water. These isopods are distant relatives of the tiny "pill bugs" found in many gardens. They are also related to small shallow-water isopods that live in tide pools.

Some creationist dude is claiming that this is a trilobite, which somehow proves the earth is only 6000 years old.

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§ ita § - Oct 02, 2006 7:23:35 am PDT #1546 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Wow. That put a pause in my brekkie.

Strega - Oct 02, 2006 7:24:55 am PDT #1547 of 10001

I'd assumed it really had to be a quart-sized bag, I guess because that's not the sort of thing you specify if you just mean "bag," y'know?

That TSA story reminded me of this stuff.

Trudy Booth - Oct 02, 2006 7:26:48 am PDT #1548 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Is it bad that I looked at the critter and thought, "wonder how they taste?"?

brenda m - Oct 02, 2006 7:29:59 am PDT #1549 of 10001

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Um...

CNN Breaking News

-- Multiple people have been shot at an Amish school in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, a state police spokesman says.

Jessica - Oct 02, 2006 7:30:58 am PDT #1550 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

These isopods are distant relatives of the tiny "pill bugs" found in many gardens

So very much NOT clicking through to the picture.

Jessica - Oct 02, 2006 7:34:49 am PDT #1551 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Multiple people have been shot at an Amish school in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, a state police spokesman says.

Holy shit.

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